A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[BTS]

Happy with the package I got. I still feel Kelenic is a top 25 dynasty asset, Rogers a top 15 dynasty SP, and House a top 50 prospect.

 

Bo is filthy but I was going to waste 4 years of his prime being a bottom feeder, so I'll set him free. This was the best offer I got (wanted to work something out with Spank for Tork but he wouldn't bite!)

 

I bet it isn’t 4 years until you compete!

[The Cats Ass]

I bet it isn’t 4 years until you compete!

 

I don't know. He doesn't have Trout anymore.

[Fearthedoc]

I don't know. He doesn't have Trout anymore.

 

Ah I miss those glory days..

[BTS]

Ah I miss those glory days..

 

Peak Trout and peak Kershsaw on the same team was formidable

[Fearthedoc]

Peak Trout and peak Kershsaw on the same team was formidable

 

Almost as sweet as peak Soto, peak Acuna, and peak Franco.

[Laika]

Almost as sweet as peak Soto, peak Acuna, and peak Franco.

 

peak Acuna is just a guy in a cast

 

peak Franco is going to be UNDERWHELMING

[z3r0s]

peak Acuna is just a guy in a cast

 

peak Franco is going to be UNDERWHELMING

 

that's a pretty bright light to try and throw shade on, but I appreciate the attempt

[Laika]

it is my duty

[Fearthedoc]

peak Acuna is just a guy in a cast

 

peak Franco is going to be UNDERWHELMING

 

Couldn't muster anything up for Soto??

[BTS]

Couldn't muster anything up for Soto??

 

I think he called him a boring Joey Votto with less power last year when his SLG was hovering around 400.

[Laika]

Couldn't muster anything up for Soto??

 

I think if I said something bad about Juan Soto I'd have to just quit baseball fandom

[TheHurl]

The full offer was

 

FTD Gives:

 

Bo Bichette

 

Hurl Gives:

 

Yoan Moncada

Diego Cartaya

Nolan Gorman

Daulton Jeffries

 

House and Gorman are pretty equal (though I prefer House). I prefer Kelenic to Moncada. Then obviously I prefer Rogers to Jeffries/Cartaya.

 

I could have tried to squeeze a counter out of hurl but was pretty locked in on Kelenic. Obviously taking risk on someone as unproven as Kelenic though.

 

I should apologize. In my head I remember a first, and Walker both in there and was waiting on a counter to add Volpe. I really do love Jordan Walker though

[Dr. Dinger]

it is my duty

 

I tried to throw fake shade on Acuna and BTS put it in his sig for 2 years.

[Spanky99]

I tried to throw fake shade on Acuna and BTS put it in his sig for 2 years.

 

Boxy's been holding shade on all you f***ers, lol

[Dr. Dinger]

Boxy's been holding shade on all you f***ers, lol

 

I can ruin Boxy’s day any time I want just by saying G*** B***.

[Spanky99]

Ps. We Rock, lul\

[Boxcar]

I can ruin Boxy’s day any time I want just by saying G*** B***.

 

You f*** IT WAS INJURIES

 

My day is ruined before I have to change my first s***** diaper. I hope you're proud of yourself

[z3r0s]

You f*** IT WAS INJURIES

 

My day is ruined before I have to change my first s***** diaper. I hope you're proud of yourself

 

Didn't know you had a kid now, congrats my man! (if I read that right lol)

[Boxcar]

Didn't know you had a kid now, congrats my man! (if I read that right lol)

 

You read that wrong I'm still a virgin and the diaper is mine

[z3r0s]

could be a parent's diaper you're changing if you're unlucky that way lol.

[Dr. Dinger]

Wait Grey Bird is a Blue Jay?

[Spanky99]

Wait Grey Bird is a Blue Jay?

 

Yes, and it's glorious, he's the LHB we need.

[BTS]

Mark Melancon available for a 2nd

[BTS]

Or Springs for a 6 -> 3 pick upgrade

[BTS]

Hey Spanky, trade me Clev back?

[Spanky99]

Hey Spanky, trade me Clev back?

 

Sure for Bigly...

[Spanky99]

I'm lit, now is the time.

[BTS]

I'm lit, now is the time.

 

What would you want?!

[Spanky99]

I have lots of prospects and picks available for an upgrade.

[Spanky99]

I can't make an offer, as it's illegal.

 

*Gheeeyyyy*