A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[BTS]

And the 2019 Corey Kluber award for Breakout Ace That We All Passed On In The Waiver Draft goes to... Frankie Montas. Lol pitching!

 

I took Montas in a MiLB draft like 5 years ago, and I'm pretty sure I traded him to you. He was supposed to be a bullpen arm.

[Dr. Dinger]

You traded him to me, and I subsequently called him up and/or cut him several times. Suddenly he just developed a plus-splitter overnight and decided to be good at baseball.

[Laika]

And the 2019 Corey Kluber award for Breakout Ace That We All Passed On In The Waiver Draft goes to... Frankie Montas. Lol pitching!

 

The pitching leaderboard is extremely dumb.

 

Lance Lynn

Matt Boyd

Frankie Montas

Hyun-Jin Ryu

Lucas Giolito

Mike Minor

Jake Odorizzi

 

These guys are all top 12 in fWAR. Imagine if that was your fantasy rotation a year or two ago - the outlook would have been not good.

[Laika]

And the 2019 Corey Kluber award for Breakout Ace That We All Passed On In The Waiver Draft goes to... Frankie Montas. Lol pitching!

 

Holy f***, you stooge. You absolute stooge you.

 

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2019/06/frankie-montas-gets-80-game-suspension.html

[connorp]

Holy f***, you stooge. You absolute stooge you.

 

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2019/06/frankie-montas-gets-80-game-suspension.html

 

Ostarine and RAD 140 are great compounds for someone looking to gain lean muscle strength without going the steroid route. A lot of people don’t know about SARMS. They’re inexpensive too, you’d spend more on GNC junk. I’m not sure how he’s going to claim they were in his Cheerios though.

[BTS]

Goddamn, lol @ Dinger

[Dr. Dinger]

Holy f***, you stooge. You absolute stooge you.

 

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2019/06/frankie-montas-gets-80-game-suspension.html

 

GODf***INGDAMMIT

 

cf

[Dr. Dinger]

Lol honestly that’s so funny that I’m not even mad

[tafkasg]

Hahahah that's f***in amazing.

[Orgfiller]

My pitching tonight: 34.1 IP, 2 W (should have been 3, thanks Blue Jays), 41 K, 2.60 ERA, 8.20 K/BB.

 

I'm still losing by a fair amount.

[TheHurl]

My pitching tonight: 34.1 IP, 2 W (should have been 3, thanks Blue Jays), 41 K, 2.60 ERA, 8.20 K/BB.

 

I'm still losing by a fair amount.

 

that night beats almost all of my weeks

[BTS]

Mike Foltynewicz gets optioned to AAA for being a gas can and I finish off an ass kicking of Boxy's s***** team. Today was a good day in the DDL.

[tafkasg]

f*** sake a 9-5 win has me losing ground to both of you.

 

Goddamn powerhouse Monte Cristo division.

[Spanky99]

f*** sake a 9-5 win has me losing ground to both of you.

 

Goddamn powerhouse Monte Cristo division.

 

Thanks!

[Dr. Dinger]

Hey dickshits, when are we starting the damb draft?

[Orgfiller]

Hey dickshits, when are we starting the damb draft?

 

THE DAY AFTER THE SIGNING DEADLINE.

 

Keep up old man.

[Spanky99]

Hey dickshits, when are we starting the damb draft?

 

That's like lamb day, right? July 13th or sumpin...

[Dr. Dinger]

THE DAY AFTER THE SIGNING DEADLINE.

 

Keep up old man.

 

I don't need to remember s***, that's what I have you peons for.

[Dr. Dinger]

Merrill Kelly

[Boxcar]

Mike Foltynewicz gets optioned to AAA for being a gas can and I finish off an ass kicking of Boxy's s***** team. Today was a good day in the DDL.

 

It was 8-4 for me like yesterday you f***ing moron

[BTS]

It was 8-4 for me like yesterday you f***ing moron

 

Yeah, you had a lead Saturday afternoon and still managed to lose 9-3 and fall 17 games behind me. That must suck for you.

[Boxcar]

Yeah, you had a lead Saturday afternoon and still managed to lose 9-3 and fall 17 games behind me. That must suck for you.

 

Real "ass kicking"

[Spanky99]

Translation waaaaaaahhhh...... I want to quit cause I can't deal.... waaaaaaahhhhhhhh

[BTS]

Real "ass kicking"

 

I lost by 6 earlier this year and considered it a pretty sound beating, but my team is better than yours so I guess we have different standards. Congrats on the moral victory I guess?

[Boxcar]

I lost by 6 earlier this year and considered it a pretty sound beating, but my team is better than yours so I guess we have different standards. Congrats on the moral victory I guess?

 

Congrats on your well deserved win

[Boxcar]

Translation waaaaaaahhhh...... I want to quit cause I can't deal.... waaaaaaahhhhhhhh

 

Easy to talk s*** from last place

[Spanky99]

Easy to talk s*** from last place

 

waaaaahhhhhhh.... you suck forever! I quit every league cause I suck waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

[Laika]

Merrill Kelly

 

He is extremely solid at the pitching.

 

The D-Bags are only paying him 2M this year and 3M next year. He's already up over 1.3 WAR.

[Spanky99]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

[Boxcar]

waaaaahhhhhhh.... you suck forever! I quit every league cause I suck waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

 

You should consume less alcohol