A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[tafkasg]

Montana DuRapau sounds faker than half the names on this list

 

 

What exactly are you trying to pull TCA (other than your tiny wiener at being temporarily in 1st)

[Dr. Dinger]

That sounds like the name of a 3rd rate drag queen.

[The Cats Ass]

100% added him for the name, and the fact he's starting today.

[BTS]

100% added him for the name, and the fact he's starting today.

 

He'll be capped at two innings.

[The Cats Ass]

He'll be capped at two innings.

 

I'm just hoping he opens 1 more time soon to get that SP number. Went to add him in Bored too, but.

[BTS]

I'm just hoping he opens 1 more time soon to get that SP number. Went to add him in Bored too, but.

 

The guy who added him in BORED must be a handsome genius.

[The Cats Ass]

The guy who added him in BORED must be a handsome genius.

 

I wouldn't put money on that.

[BTS]

I don't know when the wheels are going to fall off the Hunter Pence train, but it's been a wild ride.

[Laika]

Merrill Kelly is a disaster. The talent gap between him and a reliable arm like, say, Marco Gonzales, is (and should be) as big as the Pacific ocean.

[Boxcar]

Merrill Kelly is a disaster. The talent gap between him and a reliable arm like, say, Marco Gonzales, is (and should be) as big as the Pacific ocean.

 

Absolutely shocking

[Dr. Dinger]

To London Slayers: Yoenis Cespedes, Jon Lester, Carter Capps, MiLB 51

 

To LOB: David Dahl, Rafael Devers, Gleyber Torres, Forrest Wall, MiLB 22, Waiver 20 (Christian Arroyo), Waiver 40, Waiver 41

 

I think that's it, anyway.

 

Did Dinger gift SG the championship for the next 3 years?

 

it's one of those trades where Dinger got absolutely jobbed unless he strikes gold on one of the prospects, in which case silvergun will roll over in his DDL grave and his 4 gold medals will clang together in the process

 

Yeah I don't think the good doctor should be allowed to practice medicine for a couple of months after this

 

I think you guys should actually thank me for making sg's juggernaut a bit older and taking his two Top 10 prospects. He already had easily the best team and an elite farm to boot.

 

Lol are you serious? You got an ace, a top 50 bat and half a season of an elite closer for maybe one impact piece. If all the players you traded turn out to be average, and that's a very unlikely scenario, you still end up winning this trade big time.

 

Everyone except NJH, Boxy, and TRM: you’re welcome. We’d all be quitting the league right now if sg still had Devers and Gleyber.

[Dr. Dinger]

Fun fact: that pick MiLB 22 also turned out to be Fernando Tatis Jr.

[BTS]

Merrill Kelly is a disaster. The talent gap between him and a reliable arm like, say, Marco Gonzales, is (and should be) as big as the Pacific ocean.

 

Die

[Boxcar]

Merrill Kelly is a disaster. The talent gap between him and a reliable arm like, say, Marco Gonzales, is (and should be) as big as the Pacific ocean.

 

I mean, he's not so bad if you don't read his stats

[tafkasg]

Everyone except NJH, Boxy, and TRM: you’re welcome. We’d all be quitting the league right now if sg still had Devers and Gleyber.

 

At least I learned from my mistakes and didn't dump Chavis, Riley, Keller and Liberatore for a bunch of chaff.

 

Wait.

[Laika]

Can't remember who you initially offered me Chavis for but he seems legit so I'm happy to own either way.

 

Somehow my Yahoo team feels better after trading all my good players. Funny.

[Laika]

Everyone except NJH, Boxy, and TRM: you’re welcome. We’d all be quitting the league right now if sg still had Devers and Gleyber.

 

I actually think my response there was pretty reasonable!

[Dr. Dinger]

I actually think my response there was pretty reasonable!

 

I got ABSOLUTELY JOBBED because two Top 10, elite hitter prospects are destined to be s***. Sound logic on your part. I do feel a bit bad that Cespedes and Capps played a combined like 30 games for SG.

[Laika]

I got ABSOLUTELY JOBBED because two Top 10, elite hitter prospects are destined to be s***. Sound logic on your part. I do feel a bit bad that Cespedes and Capps played a combined like 30 games for SG.

 

lower case jobbed* unless (yada yada)

[Boxcar]

Puig sucks and Hendricks is the ultimate sell-high. Just a heist for NJH, who lands a slam-dunk Top 10 dynasty asset.

 

Yeah I'm usually on the side getting the 22 year old god-tier HOF shortstop in these scenarios.

 

Can't wait until Puig throws up a 160 wRC+, Hendricks wins a Cy Young and Chris Paddack hits you in the dick with a 100 mph fastball so I can make you eat s***...yet again.

 

On the block and probably better than Hendricks

 

Well, I'm not sure that Boxy getting violated by njh is indicative of a shift in SP market value.

 

Boxy's irrational hard-on for Shaun Marcum 2.0 notwithstanding, SPs are a hot commodity.

 

Sometimes I wonder if you enjoy looking dumb. Like a weird sort of personal fetish.

 

- Almost wins a Cy Young

- love for him is irrational.

 

It basically boils down to this for me: great hitting young shortstops are the most valuable dynasty asset you can get. You traded arguably the best one for a pitcher who throws 88 and an outfielder who got demoted to AAA this year. Outside from Mike Trout, Correa is arguably the #2 dynasty hitter in baseball. I just can't comprehend trading that player from a team in your position. I hope you didn't get hosed, I really do. I think you bought high on Hendricks and will soon be filled with deep remorse.

 

Guys who throw sub-90 walk the razor's edge to be effective, this has been shown time and time again. Hendricks benefited from incredible defense and BABIP, there is very little chance he can repeat his 2016 success.

 

Was Paddack the one who got traded for Fernando Rodney?

 

That was a shockingly retarded trade, even if Paddack is an overachieving NP with injury problems

 

Hopefully BP writes a piece on him soon so you'll feel differently

 

Oops

[Laika]

holy f***

 

it's over

 

dr dinger will need to delete his account and come back in anagram form again

 

red grind returns

[Dr. Dinger]

I wouldn’t have the time or energy to find all of Boxy’s terrible takes and trade valuations (even just limited to this thread), plus I only care about them insofar as they personally affect me.

[Dr. Dinger]

Wait... are you actually still attempting to justify trading Correa for Hendricks and Puig? You lost that trade so badly that I still hurt for you. Puig is dogshit, you haven’t even made it to the DDL finals, and Correa, as expected, is a monster. And that’s before we even tackle the whole premise on which you made that deal, which was that Aledmys Diaz is a star.

[connorp]

Wait... are you actually still attempting to justify trading Correa for Hendricks and Puig? You lost that trade so badly that I still hurt for you. Puig is dogshit, you haven’t even made it to the DDL finals, and Correa, as expected, is a monster. And that’s before we even tackle the whole premise on which you made that deal, which was that Aledmys Diaz is a star.

 

Yeah, not sure why he’s spiking the football on that?

[BTS]

Wait... are you actually still attempting to justify trading Correa for Hendricks and Puig? You lost that trade so badly that I still hurt for you. Puig is dogshit, you haven’t even made it to the DDL finals, and Correa, as expected, is a monster. And that’s before we even tackle the whole premise on which you made that deal, which was that Aledmys Diaz is a star.

 

He got Paddack too, so it looks better this year.

[connorp]

He got Paddack too, so it looks better this year.

 

May look better but no reason to be spiking a football

[Boxcar]

Wait... are you actually still attempting to justify trading Correa for Hendricks and Puig? You lost that trade so badly that I still hurt for you. Puig is dogshit, you haven’t even made it to the DDL finals, and Correa, as expected, is a monster. And that’s before we even tackle the whole premise on which you made that deal, which was that Aledmys Diaz is a star.

 

Puig is dogshit lol. He's a notorious slow starter, dumbass. He and Correa are probably equivalent, offensively.

 

Hendricks is a solid #3/borderline #2

 

Chris Paddack is an instant ace

 

Sounds like a win to me. The fact that Connor doesnt understand it confirms that I robbed NJH

 

I also sincerely hope that Correa can crack the 100 game mark again this year. Been pretty iffy lately!

[connorp]

The 1.000 OPS the last month has put him on iffy ground of being a Top 100 guy, I concede that’s true at least

[Fearthedoc]

Got a lot of quality offers for Matt Manning. If anyone hasn't talked to me, reach out to me soon as I will probably make a move in the next week or so.

[Boxcar]

Holy s*** you guys, go and look at Luis Medina's FG page lmfao