A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[TheHurl]

Anyone interested in Sean Murphy, who is in my NA spot. NJH once called him this year's Danny Jansen. Looking for a pitching upgrade RP or SP Edited May 13, 2019 by TheHurl

[The Cats Ass]

Of course it could. Guys a dickhead

 

Why can't we just be friends

[Laika]

Definitely selling. Not in a rush to do so but these are the goods:

 

Justin Smoak

Asdrubal Cabrera (SS/2B/3B - playing well and projected well)

CJ Cron (not regressing!)

Michael Pineda (K/BB skills)

Wade Davis

Alex Colome

Dallas Keuchel

James Paxton

Noah Syndergaard - try me! Not selling low though.

Tommy Pham - maybe

[The Cats Ass]

I'll be dropping Brett Gardner tomorrow unless someone offers me a waiver or MiLB pick for him. He's been useful despite an 88 wRC+ and 0.196 BABIP.

 

I don't want Brett Gardner, but do you want Tim Beckham. Available to you for the smallest pick upgrade ever

[Fearthedoc]

Josh Bell can be had for a SP

[BTS]

I don't want Brett Gardner, but do you want Tim Beckham. Available to you for the smallest pick upgrade ever

 

No, but thank you for asking.

[Boxcar]

Definitely selling. Not in a rush to do so but these are the goods:

 

Justin Smoak

Asdrubal Cabrera (SS/2B/3B - playing well and projected well)

CJ Cron (not regressing!)

Michael Pineda (K/BB skills)

Wade Davis

Alex Colome

Dallas Keuchel

James Paxton

Noah Syndergaard - try me! Not selling low though.

Tommy Pham - maybe

 

High interest in Assdribble. Ben Zobrist suxxxxxx

[tafkasg]

Slayers with a 1.91 ERA with 80 innings pitched is impressive...especially since they are losing ERA. Pigs put up season bests in 4 categories. Couldn't happen to a nicer team.

 

Hey. f*** you.

 

Of course it could. Guys a dickhead

 

and you

 

Monster week for TCA. It's weird that Silvergun is going to be under 0.500 in mid May.

 

especially you.

 

TRM, prepare yourself to be slain.

[The Cats Ass]

Are we witnessing the fall of the London Slayers?

[tafkasg]

I mean doubtful, but if so what can you do?

 

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and my Slayers have burned so very, very brightly, doofus.

[jaysblue]

Are we witnessing the fall of the London Slayers?

 

Losing Altuve hurts and he needs a third baseman. Getting Hicks back is nice. Still a solid lineup overall, though a lot of older bats.

 

On the pitching side, not sure you could rely on Kluber being an ace anymore. Still has Scherzer and he's got a lot of guys like Lester, Hamels, Boyd, Turnball, Lyles and Miley.

 

Might not be a Top 1 or 2 team but still a middle of the pack team IMO and is a playoff contender.

[tafkasg]

Havok has the 1 team I'd probably trade my entire roster for, everyone else is imho still inferior.

[TheHurl]

Are we witnessing the fall of the London Slayers?

 

I have to hope so. I don't know if my patchwork pitching can pass any of the 7 in front of me which means I have to hold Boxy and the Slayers off. I am about to make a trade that hurts my future even further (yes NJH you are screwing me but I probably will accept, with just a small counter) so I have to hope for this year or another Dispersal draft.

[P2F]

Pee ahrs for your consumption.

 

[Boxcar]

Org definitely has a better team than Spanky.

 

And it looks like my pitchers are good again. Lol @ early bragging by some unnamed dipshits.

[Laika]

This trade is:

 

Pham + Colome

 

for

 

Bader + Sean Murphy + Logan Gilbert + Michael Chavis

 

I've cut two prospects

[Spanky99]

Org definitely has a better team than Spanky.

 

And it looks like my pitchers are good again. Lol @ early bragging by some unnamed dipshits.

 

STFU... I've self deprecated all over my team, didn't go in hiding for 5 weeks like you punani, lol.

[Spanky99]

This trade is:

 

Pham + Colome

 

for

 

Bader + Sean Murphy + Logan Gilbert + Michael Chavis

 

I've cut two prospects

 

[tafkasg]

Org definitely has a better team than Spanky.

 

And it looks like my pitchers are good again. Lol @ early bragging by some unnamed dipshits.

 

You still have a decent bit of ground to make up to not get roasted by BTS.

 

Also remember when I tried to tell you Sale would probably be fine and you were all "life is pain" *hairflip

[Laika]

Probably the last ~24 hours to get an offer in on Syndergaard. I am getting pretty serious with two teams.

[Boxcar]

You still have a decent bit of ground to make up to not get roasted by BTS.

 

Also remember when I tried to tell you Sale would probably be fine and you were all "life is pain" *hairflip

 

Kluber is broken forever, f*** you

 

Also, BTS is grossly overperforming.

[tafkasg]

Kluber is broken forever, f*** you

 

I expected better, dear friend.

[Boxcar]

I expected better, dear friend.

 

I'm not wasting effort on a witty retort. The f*** you want from me? A snappy Limerick?

[tafkasg]

I feel f***ing sick. I basically gave up a haul for 3/4 of a season of good Chris Sale.

 

My season is f***ed. I concede everything.

 

Can I have your stuf

 

Also apparently he's been sick as f***, so maybe don't suicide quite yet.

 

It's too late for me

 

AHAHAHAH it's better than I f***ing remembered.

 

H2H is a helluva drug, but f*** I love this league.

[Laika]

AHAHAHAH it's better than I f***ing remembered.

 

H2H is a helluva drug, but f*** I love this league.

 

Remember when you quit

[P2F]

[tafkasg]

Remember when you quit

 

Yeah.

 

Remember when I clowned you multiple times in the playoffs?

[Laika]

Yeah.

 

Remember when I clowned you multiple times in the playoffs?

 

I've had multiple concussions

[Boxcar]

Yeah.

 

Remember when I clowned you multiple times in the playoffs?

 

I expected better, dear friend

[tafkasg]

I've had multiple concussions

 

I get it, it was a long time ago and you were recently reduced to entering an all-in waiver draft, I can't imagine the horror.

 

I expected better, dear friend

 

The nice thing about low hanging fruit that you've worked for is that it's there for you.