A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Dr. Dinger]

Hey BTS, would you mind bumping that quote I made about Acuna that you hilariously made into your sig for a month because it was so off-base?

[Spanky99]

Hey BTS, would you mind bumping that quote I made about Acuna that you hilariously made into your sig for a month because it was so off-base?

 

What was it?

[Dr. Dinger]

What was it?

 

Something about how Acuna was overrated and was going to be a league average hitter with 30% Ks and no steals. Pretty outrageous stuff. The search function in this forum is completely f***ing useless.

[Spanky99]

Something about how Acuna was overrated and was going to be a league average hitter with 30% Ks and no steals. Pretty outrageous stuff. The search function in this forum is completely f***ing useless.

 

Oh, I thought he loved Acuna?

[Dr. Dinger]

Oh, I thought he loved Acuna?

 

It was my quote, you dummkopf. BTS made it his sig until it came true, then he ditched it.

[BTS]

Something about how Acuna was overrated and was going to be a league average hitter with 30% Ks and no steals. Pretty outrageous stuff. The search function in this forum is completely f***ing useless.

 

When you said Acuna was going to struggle, how good did you think other people thought he'd be? Because gloating about the failure of a 20-year old with a 110 wRC+ in the majors is f***ing retarded.

[Spanky99]

It was my quote, you dummkopf. BTS made it his sig until it came true, then he ditched it.

 

Hey, that's not nice, I legit thought that, lol. I follow now.

[Dr. Dinger]

When you said Acuna was going to struggle, how good did you think other people thought he'd be?

 

Apparently you thought he'd be much better straight away, otherwise you wouldn't have sigged it

[BTS]

Apparently you thought he'd be much better straight away, otherwise you wouldn't have sigged it

 

If you can find your post I'd sig it again. Acuna is doing just fine.

[Spanky99]

If you can find your post I'd sig it again. Acuna is doing just fine.

 

What thread was it in?

[BTS]

What thread was it in?

 

One of the main forum threads, but I don't remember which.

[Spanky99]

One of the main forum threads, but I don't remember which.

 

You guys had back and forths on this several times... was a fun read!

 

Acuna is overrated. He's going to K at like 25% with less power than the hype expects, and the SB won't be there.

[BTS]

You guys had back and forths on this several times... was a fun read!

 

This is going to be a great signature in 2-3 years.

[Dr. Dinger]

Adam Jones 2.0 (with more Ks)

[Boxcar]

Kevin Maitan: Miguel Cabrera 2.0

[Dr. Dinger]

Kevin Maitan: Miguel Cabrera 2.0

 

Turns out the only thing he has in common with Miggy is getting fat.

[Spanky99]

Turns out the only thing he has in common with Miggy is getting fat.

 

Vladito>>>Osuna

[P2F]

ITT: Dinger is making audacious claims about an uber-prospect getting his first taste of the major leagues at the tender age of 20, based on a sample size of less than 200 PA. Interesting.

 

[Boxcar]

ITT: Dinger is making audacious claims about an uber-prospect getting his first taste of the major leagues at the tender age of 20, based on a sample size of less than 200 PA. Interesting.

 

 

But no worries annointing guys HOFers before they hit AA.

 

Basically, Dinger doesn't like it when stat scouty dudes get to the point where BP can't ignore them anymore. He's more of a fan of the Byron Buxtons and Brad Zimmers of the world, guys whom scouts jerk off to endlessly but have done precisely f*** all in reality.

[Spanky99]

But no worries annointing guys HOFers before they hit AA.

 

Basically, Dinger doesn't like it when stat scouty dudes get to the point where BP can't ignore them anymore. He's more of a fan of the Byron Buxtons and Brad Zimmers of the world, guys whom scouts jerk off to endlessly but have done precisely f*** all in reality.

 

Cool.

[Dr. Dinger]

But no worries annointing guys HOFers before they hit AA.

 

Basically, Dinger doesn't like it when stat scouty dudes get to the point where BP can't ignore them anymore. He's more of a fan of the Byron Buxtons and Brad Zimmers of the world, guys whom scouts jerk off to endlessly but have done precisely f*** all in reality.

 

Why wouldn't I be a huge fan of Byron Buxton? I traded him for Chris Sale and Freddie Freeman.

[Boxcar]

Why wouldn't I be a huge fan of Byron Buxton? I traded him for Chris Sale and Freddie Freeman.

 

You're such a dickhead

 

But at least you relented that I called Benintendi way better than you did.

[z3r0s]

anyone want to stash Richards? I'm selling cheap :'(

[Boxcar]

Ok gentlemen, I do believe I would like to deal a SP for an equivalent position player. I am pretty much STRICTLY looking for a 2B, SS or 3B (Bregman can cover 3B and SS so no preference there.)

 

Berrios will be priced like the young ace he is

Sale will be pretty difficult to pry away but you can try

Folty priced as a solid #2, borderline #1

Mikolas priced as an ace with low arm mileage

Eflin has been pitching like an ace all year which has lined up with an increase in velo. We may not agree on his price but he won't be cheap.

 

Send me offers if interested. I'm not sending any offers to you so don't Ang me with talks of wise offers.

 

Not looking for prospects unless it's to make a small balance adjustment. Looking for a straight up Cano for Davis type of deal.

[z3r0s]

Was just thinking. What happens if Yahoo joins the smart platforms like ESPN in how they handle Ohtani. An objectively good thing if it happens this OS, but a potential boondoggle if they were owned by separate teams at that time.

[The Cats Ass]

If this week ends the way it's looking i might trade off a couple pieces as part of a retooling. I'd make everyone available, but to move anyone under the age of 28 it'd have to be a clear future win for me. So if you have top prospects you want to burn, wanna win a title this year, and dont mind spreading your cheeks every now and then, hit me up. #FlagsFlyForever

[Boxcar]

I'm getting pretty tired of Jeff Hoffman

Anyone interested? He's terrible and you currently cants stash him in NA or your farm.

[z3r0s]

So I 14-0-0'd someone in my off board re-draft this week... only to find out that they are doing the opposite all-star break two-week matchup than Yahoo on ESPN :'(

[Boxcar]

So I 14-0-0'd someone in my off board re-draft this week... only to find out that they are doing the opposite all-star break two-week matchup than Yahoo on ESPN :'(

 

Anyone ever play mad libs?

 

Finish:

"Literally no one ______"

[z3r0s]

underpants!

 

yes, heaven forbid we talk about fantasy baseball in this fantasy baseball thread. That would really be off side.