A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[The Cats Ass]

I just wanna know what L54 stands for...

[Spanky99]

I just wanna know what L54 stands for...

 

Last name, fave #?

[TheHurl]

I just wanna know what L54 stands for...

 

the number he hit his Bingo with...

[The Cats Ass]

My guess is initial and year born

[Laika]

Shape and length of penis (mm)

[Boxcar]

Shape and length of penis (mm)

 

Everyone is always concerned about length. What if you had a 10 inch dick that was as thin as a spaghetti noodle? Would you whip it out and brag about it?

 

If you're gonna advertise your dick length, you should also throw up girth as well.

[Laika]

True

 

It's probably length and girth in inches

 

L shaped 5 incher, 4 inches around

[Spanky99]

Everyone is always concerned about length. What if you had a 10 inch dick that was as thin as a spaghetti noodle? Would you whip it out and brag about it?

 

If you're gonna advertise your dick length, you should also throw up girth as well.

 

True

 

It's probably length and girth in inches

 

L shaped 5 incher, 4 inches around

 

lol... women love girth.

[L54]

My guess is initial and year born

 

Damn I hope I don't come off as an old man. I'm still in my mid 20's

[L54]

I didn't expect to be ushered in so quickly. Thanks for the warm welcomes via PM and in the thread. I feel like joining the DDL is the climax of my BJMB existence, and it's all down hill from here.

 

I haven't even checked out my team, so I feel like a kid on Christmas morning!

 

For reference, where did Sammy's team finish last year?

[Spanky99]

I didn't expect to be ushered in so quickly. Thanks for the warm welcomes via PM and in the thread. I feel like joining the DDL is the climax of my BJMB existence, and it's all down hill from here.

 

I haven't even checked out my team, so I feel like a kid on Christmas morning!

 

For reference, where did Sammy's team finish last year?

 

Well, I PM'd your team, not well, so a good pick is expected.

[L54]

Sammy, your farm... woof

[L54]

Flexible keepers or firm 20 and 12?

[TheHurl]

Flexible keepers or firm 20 and 12?

 

20 and 12. Flexibility is for the bedroom (and Spanky's spine) not the DDL

[TheHurl]

Would you whip it out and brag about it?

 

if it's a full right angle L shape it could be no girth and I'm never wearing pants.

 

 

Truth is I just hate pants

[AdamGreenwood]

lol... women love girth.

 

No. That's just what they tell guys with small dicks, to make them feel better about themselves.

[Spanky99]

No. That's just what they tell guys with small dicks, to make them feel better about themselves.

 

lulz... u bitch, no girth, no penis!

 

All women I've been with, talked to, love girth.

[Spanky99]

No. That's just what they tell guys with small dicks, to make them feel better about themselves.

 

Or you have a pencil dick, must be tough, meat. PUSSY!

[z3r0s]

Sammy, your farm... woof

 

I'm glad you feel this way. Talk to me about Tucker and Puk at your earliest convenience

[Spanky99]

ME. I respect that.

[L54]

I'm glad you feel this way. Talk to me about Tucker and Puk at your earliest convenience

 

Sure, how does Puk for Senzel sound?

[z3r0s]

Sammy, if you're still out there, you should make a statement to the league!

 

Gunna miss you brother! Only one Brandon MB member left to rep the league! (which is honestly crazy that we had 2 in a league on a Toronto teams forums )

[Dr. Dinger]

Trade me Lindor, thx

[z3r0s]

Now Lindor is a piece I would blow the farm on.

[Dr. Dinger]

My offer of Gleyber + Soto + Sixto beats your Senzel + Whitley offering, sorry.

[Orgfiller]

It's just great how he increased his homerun output by almost 20 more while keeping his walk and strikeout rates identical.

[The Cats Ass]

My offer of Gleyber + Soto + Sixto beats your Senzel + Whitley offering, sorry.

 

Gleyber is getting too much Yankee hype. He'll be a Eugenio Suarez.

[Dr. Dinger]

Gleyber is getting too much Yankee hype. He'll be a Eugenio Suarez.

 

No, he'll be Anthony Rendon with SS eligibility, or Nomar Garciaparra.

[The Cats Ass]

No, he'll be Anthony Rendon with SS eligibility, or Nomar Garciaparra.

 

He'll be Anthony Rendon with SS eligibility, or Nomar Garciaparra; just as much as I'll be Anthony Rendon with SS eligibility, or Nomar Garciaparra.

[Dr. Dinger]

Rendon Career .280/.358/.454, .351 wOBA, 119 RC+, 10.2 % BB, 16.5 % K, .175 ISO

 

Actually you're right, that ISO is a bit light for a Torres projection. The rest is spot on tho.