A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Dr. Dinger]

It also doesn't help that Jose Abreu kind of blows for a 1B.

 

Abreu has been Bautista-level bad. And K-Seags is still without a ding dong.

[SpeedyGose]

I'm going to go ahead and question Speedy's decision to start Chad Kuhl vs. the Cubs on a Monday.

 

Mistakes were most definitely made...

[z3r0s]

yeah, jacks were not supposed to be an issue for me this year. That and all my pitchers have been broken or s***...

 

still time to heat up I guess in the s***** Ruben

[TheHurl]

the s***** Ruben

 

Where is the vote to officially rename it that sitting?

[The Cats Ass]

Anyone looking for an OFer/CFer?

[KingKat]

Anyone looking for an OFer/CFer?

 

Didn't I just trade you one?

[BTS]

Mark Zagunis hitting for some power, with 4 homers already, now running a 126 wRC+ on a 0.231 BABIP in AAA. Next Kevin Youkilis IMHO.

[The Cats Ass]

Didn't I just trade you one?

 

Yes, yes you did.

 

That was atleast a week or two ago though.

[Dr. Dinger]

Damn, this Schebler kid is a dynamo. Thanks NJH!

[Laika]

Between Duvall and Schebs, Winker might not ever get an opportunity.

[TheHurl]

Would have been so much better if it was Fantasy Baseball is my only fantasy...but still likely this is someone from the board.

 

https://www.thestar.com/life/2017/04/26/baseball-fantasy-is-lovers-only-sex-trigger.html

 

My partner and I have had a robust sexual relationship for three years and have often thought of marriage in future.

 

But I can't bring myself to tell her that I’m only sexually aroused when I’m thinking of baseball games where the home team wins in the bottom of the ninth while stealing home plate with two strikes on the player in the batter's box. Is this something I can cure through talk therapy?

[Spanky99]

Would have been so much better if it was Fantasy Baseball is my only fantasy...but still likely this is someone from the board.

 

https://www.thestar.com/life/2017/04/26/baseball-fantasy-is-lovers-only-sex-trigger.html

 

lol... how'd you come across this?

[TheHurl]

lol... how'd you come across this?

 

I was tagged on it on Facebook.

[TheHurl]

Bring on the Shrimp

[Laika]

pray for sean manaea

[Spanky99]

Called up Freeland.

[Boxcar]

Odorizzi just died. Sorry boxy.

 

Going to miss two (2) starts.

 

Note to self, always assume BTS is gravely overreacting to everything, all the time.

[Boxcar]

Also

 

http://i.imgur.com/SaLiC29.png

[BTS]

Going to miss two (2) starts.

 

Note to self, always assume BTS is gravely overreacting to everything, all the time.

 

I posted as he was leaving the game. Did you expect me to have full medicals?

[Boxcar]

I posted as he was leaving the game. Did you expect me to have full medicals?

 

If he "died", he better leave the field on a stretcher.

[BTS]

If he "died", he better leave the field on a stretcher.

 

I suggest you do your own research rather than assume I'm sitting on my couch getting real-time injury updates from MLB teams as their pitchers are leaving the game in the 2nd inning.

[Dr. Dinger]

Jedd Gyorko rocking a .453 wOBA with total infield eligibility. God bless the Cardinals.

[Dr. Dinger]

I was kinda surprised to learn that Luis Urias wasn't an owned prospect. He's mashing the s*** out of AA as a teenager. Possibly legit question mark question mark.

[The Cats Ass]

I was kinda surprised to learn that Luis Urias wasn't an owned prospect. He's mashing the s*** out of AA as a teenager. Possibly legit question mark question mark.

 

And the Dinger Pump-and-Dump Machine® has started

[Dr. Dinger]

Sorry you missed your chance on Christian Arroyo and he's now untouchable. Don't miss the boat on Urias too!

[The Cats Ass]

Sorry you missed your chance on Christian Arroyo and he's now untouchable. Don't miss the boat on Urias too!

 

Quit trying to pawn off your FA pickups and trade for Matt Boyd. You need a starter.

 

He can be yours(or someones) for a draft pick. Touching 95 on his fastball as a lefty.

[Dr. Dinger]

Quit trying to pawn off your FA pickups and trade for Matt Boyd. You need a starter.

 

He can be yours(or someones) for a draft pick. Touching 95 on his fastball as a lefty.

 

Matt Boyd is terrible. I wouldn't pick him up as a streamer, even.

[Boxcar]

Matt Boyd is terrible. I wouldn't pick him up as a streamer, even.

 

Even if you were down 1 strikeout on a Sunday while losing all ratio categories handily?

[Dr. Dinger]

Even if you were down 1 strikeout on a Sunday while losing all ratio categories handily?

 

Ok, fine, then I would.

[Dr. Dinger]

Cespedes with yet another leg muscle injury.