A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[TRM]

Have you identified any forum members as likely owners of a micropenis, aside from njh?

 

What do you think "Min" stands for?

Miniature Penis.... the kids in high school can be cruel.

[Boxcar]

What do you think "Min" stands for?

Miniature Penis.... the kids in high school can be cruel.

 

They fact that they'd know that means they were breaking the golden rules

[BTS]

What do you think "Min" stands for?

Miniature Penis.... the kids in high school can be cruel.

 

Nobody made you self-identify

[Dr. Dinger]

Have you identified any forum members as likely owners of a micropenis, aside from njh?

 

No, but NJH does have the requisite levels of rage and bitterness to accompany it.

[TRM]

People ask me at parties all the time what "Min" means or how I got the nickname, and about half the time I decide to have some fun and look them straight in the eye and say "It stands for Miniature Penis".

It's an effective way to screen for people who are fun and have good senses of humor. Makes the remainder of the party more enjoyable. Sometimes it even intrigues women, interestingly enough.

[Dr. Dinger]

People ask me at parties all the time what "Min" means or how I got the nickname, and about half the time I decide to have some fun and look them straight in the eye and say "It stands for Miniature Penis".

It's an effective way to screen for people who are fun and have good senses of humor. Makes the remainder of the party more enjoyable. Sometimes it even intrigues women, interestingly enough.

 

Any man who is willing to make a joke about how small his penis is is either actually hung, or average but great in bed.

[TheHurl]

People ask me at parties all the time what "Min" means or how I got the nickname, and about half the time I decide to have some fun and look them straight in the eye and say "It stands for Miniature Penis".

It's an effective way to screen for people who are fun and have good senses of humor. Makes the remainder of the party more enjoyable. Sometimes it even intrigues women, interestingly enough.

 

I love doing this, sometimes I throw it right into the introduction, Hi, I'm Lionel (my go to fake name...cause I secretly want to be black), I have a small penis. Those that have no sense of humour will say some of the stupidest things.

[TRM]

Any man who is willing to make a joke about how small his penis is is either actually hung, or average but great in bed.

 

I support this theory

[TheHurl]

Lol that's awesome.

 

My last name is Drives. Which is also the name of my Fantasy Baseball team in the league that's been around for over 20 years.

[BTS]

Adam Eaton is slashing 302/384/454 with 16 homers and a 132 wRC+ over the last calendar year. I wonder if I should trade him for Mark Appel.

[Cyborg]

Adam Eaton is slashing 302/384/454 with 16 homers and a 132 wRC+ over the last calendar year. I wonder if I should trade him for Mark Appel.

 

He'll probably break his leg so you should.

[Boxcar]

Adam Eaton is slashing 302/384/454 with 16 homers and a 132 wRC+ over the last calendar year. I wonder if I should trade him for Mark Appel.

 

Oh, you want to get in on this action, Queen B? Did you forget what eventually happened to AJP? He doesn't have an elbow anymore.

 

And you can bet I'll be changing my avatar to the moment Eaton's season ended on impact.

[Dr. Dinger]

Well, Tolleson just lost his job.

 

I now have 5 closers, so I'd be willing to trade one of Street, Papelbon, or Dyson for a holds guy.

[BTS]

Well, Tolleson just lost his job.

 

I now have 5 closers, so I'd be willing to trade one of Street, Papelbon, or Dyson for a holds guy.

 

Tolleson is a holds guy now. Want him?

[King]

Fun fact: Someone (I forget who) just gave up a 1st round pick for this gas can in BBDL a few weeks ago. I think it might have been top-10.

 

Nafro traded #8 MiLB to Spittin for Tolleson.

[BTS]

Nafro traded #8 MiLB to Spittin for Tolleson.

 

yikes

[Dr. Dinger]

Tolleson is a holds guy now. Want him?

 

He's droppable IMHFO.

[Dr. Dinger]

I am bid one 32 year old ~3.00 FIP holds guy for Dyson. I am leaving for a two week Eurotrip at 9 pm, so I'll be accepting that offer by 8 pm unless it's beaten.

[Laika]

Have you identified any forum members as likely owners of a micropenis, aside from njh?

 

No, but NJH does have the requisite levels of rage and bitterness to accompany it.

 

Am I that ornery?

 

Geez, I need to stop wearing my pecker on my sleeve

[TheHurl]

Well, Tolleson just lost his job.

 

I now have 5 closers, so I'd be willing to trade one of Street, Papelbon, or Dyson for a holds guy.

 

I could move JWil for Famillia.

 

I think Krush Davis power might still play in Oakland

[TheHurl]

Adam Eaton is slashing 302/384/454 with 16 homers and a 132 wRC+ over the last calendar year. I wonder if I should trade him for Mark Appel.

 

Position-player WAR, last calendar year

 

Mike Trout, 9.5

Bryce Harper, 8.5

Josh Donaldson, 8.2

Manny Machado, 8.1

Yoenis Cespedes, 7.1

Kris Bryant, 6.7

Chris Davis, 6.4

Adam Eaton, 6.3

Paul Goldschmidt, 6.2

Joey Votto, 6.2

[Laika]

Why is Jimmy Paredes on my Blue Jays?

[John_Havok]

Why is Jimmy Paredes on my Blue Jays?

 

Because you touch yourself at night.

[BTS]

Just a reminder that Betances is available. Needs: blue chip prospects, high end OF, and high end SP.

[BTS]

Yeah, your IF is totally set.

 

kill yourself plz

[Boxcar]

He's got you there, NJH.

 

Who doesn't though? I have one hand down my pants as I'm typing this.

[Laika]

Just a reminder that Betances is available. Needs: blue chip prospects, high end OF, and high end SP.

 

Ryan Cordell offer on the way

[GeorgiaPeach]

Looking to move the #3 overall pick in the upcoming draft.

[Boxcar]

I have the #3 pick though.

[z3r0s]

yeah, we probably should just change that 2b to 3 (and the rest down the line) to avoid confusion.