A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[The Cats Ass]

Relative to other pitchers' workloads he's actually more like 34.

 

He should go for TJS just so he can take a year off.

[The Cats Ass]

It's now Taylor's time to shine!

 

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/fantasy-roto-arcade/michael-taylor-gets-his-chance-232247797.html

[BTS]

Does anyone want Derek Dietrich? I have a roster crunch when Kendrick gets activated.

[KingKat]

Does anyone want Derek Dietrich? I have a roster crunch when Kendrick gets activated.

 

I've always been a fan.

[z3r0s]

Does anyone want Derek Dietrich? I have a roster crunch when Kendrick gets activated.

 

I'd take a shot if it just costs a pick.

[BTS]

I've always been a fan.

 

You know how to reach me.

[BTS]

I'd take a shot if it just costs a pick.

 

I would be open to this.

[Dr. Dinger]

He's kinda like Danny Valencia but from the other side.

[z3r0s]

I just read Nicasio touched 99 last night, what the actual f***.

 

Picked him up in my redraft league because of all your hyping... nicely done

[Laika]

I just read Nicasio touched 99 last night, what the actual f***.

 

98. Only marginally faster than the fastball that he's always had.

 

I've owned him probably 20 times in various leagues. Except for, you know, when he finally turned into something good.

[Dr. Dinger]

Yeah, it would be totally cool if silvergun got another free ace. Because Kluber and deGrom weren't enough.

[BTS]

Yeah, it would be totally cool if silvergun got another free ace. Because Kluber and deGrom weren't enough.

 

Him pumping Nicasio's tires incessantly kind of makes me hope deGrom's arm literally falls off.

[Dr. Dinger]

Him pumping Nicasio's tires incessantly kind of makes me hope deGrom's arm literally falls off.

 

He already traded DeGrom tho.

[BTS]

He already traded DeGrom tho.

 

To who? I'd probably still be ok with his arm falling off.

[Spanky99]

lol

[Dr. Dinger]

To who? I'd probably still be ok with his arm falling off.

 

I dunno, wasn't it the Boogers deal?

[BTS]

I couldn't remember the third lemon that SG traded for deGrom. It turns out is was Josh Beckett. deGrom for Floyd, Sabathia, and Beckett has to be a top-5 DDL fleecing.

[Dr. Dinger]

Jesus f*** man, can I get an NSFW next time? Dick.

[The Cats Ass]

Does anyone want Derek Dietrich? I have a roster crunch when Kendrick gets activated.

 

Why don't the Marlins trade him? He's too good of a bat to leave on the bench.

[Spanky99]

Jesus f*** man, can I get an NSFW next time? Dick.

 

[Boxcar]

 

Oh spanky. You're so young and innocent.

[TheHurl]

When did Kolek get hurt? I don't remember knowing that one.

[Laika]

When did Kolek get hurt? I don't remember knowing that one.

 

few weeks ago I think

[TheHurl]

few weeks ago I think

 

that explains it...a few weeks ago I was old and misremembering things

[Laika]

that explains it...a few weeks ago I was old and misremembering things

 

Let me know next time you're experiencing periodic mental incapacity and we can talk trade. You have 3-5 players that I wouldn't mind owning.

 

Maybe I can draw up a quick will giving George Springer to me when you die? I wonder if anyone's ever done that.

 

Personal Property

- To my children in equal shares

Real Estate

- To my beloved son absolutely

Fantasy Assets

- To NJH, who may take at his discretion.

[BTS]

Dan Farnsworth's Texas rankings came out today, and they're bold:

 

1. Brinson

2. Tate

3. Mazara

4. Ortiz

5. Gallo

[Boxcar]

Gallo seems a bit high

[Laika]

Dan Farnsworth's Texas rankings came out today, and they're bold:

 

1. Brinson

2. Tate

3. Mazara

4. Ortiz

5. Gallo

 

I had an open mind with Farnsworth at first but it's clear at this point that he is simply out of his league / depth. Kind of over it.

[Dr. Dinger]

I had an open mind with Farnsworth at first but it's clear at this point that he is simply out of his league / depth. Kind of over it.

 

I've never seen a single list from him that didn't raise my eyebrows. A future 70+ power grade on Brinson... ok.

[Dr. Dinger]

I also just hate his format in general.