BTS Community Moderator Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 Shut your dirty whore of a mouth. If he was on your team we wouldn't stop hearing about him. He has a 3.60 K/BB ratio and .281 OBPA over the past month. The only player on my team who's tires I pump unironically is Dallas Keuchel.
BTS Community Moderator Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 Is Motte even the clozer anymore? The Cubs don't really use a closer.
The Cats Ass Old-Timey Member Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 The only player on my team who's tires I pump unironically is Dallas Keuchel. Oh. Sometimes I get you and Dinger mixed up.
AdamGreenwood Old-Timey Member Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 The Cubs don't really use a closer. Yeah, me too. I think it's because they were the co-captains of the Greenwood hate club for awhile.
Dr. Dinger Old-Timey Member Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 It's become clear that Maddon won't commit to traditional bullpen roles. They have like 4-5 guys splitting holds and saves, and Motte has the least sexy peripherals in the group.
Dr. Dinger Old-Timey Member Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 Oh. Sometimes I get you and Dinger mixed up. Just be thankful you don't have to hear me pump Montgomery any more.
BTS Community Moderator Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 Yeah, me too. I think it's because they were the co-captains of the Greenwood hate club for awhile. Lies. Nox hated you more than even me or Dinger did.
Dr. Dinger Old-Timey Member Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 Yeah, me too. I think it's because they were the co-captains of the Greenwood hate club for awhile. You're not a contrarian ******* any more, so it's a lot easier to not hate you.
The Cats Ass Old-Timey Member Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 Is Motte even the clozer anymore? Yes, he is. Over the past month the only other guy on the Cubs to get a save was Grimm who had 2. Both came in extra innings after Motte had already pitched.
Spanky99 Old-Timey Member Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 Yes, he is. Over the past month the only other guy on the Cubs to get a save was Grimm who had 2. Both came in extra innings after Motte had already pitched. Whoops, missed an Archer gem, derp. Your welcome.
z3r0s Old-Timey Member Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 So is Aaron Hicks possibly good? He's been raking since he came back up and I don't know what to do with him at the end of the year. He's been on and off good in the minors and has decent K:BB numbers and some speed.
Boxcar Old-Timey Member Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 You're not a contrarian ******* any more, so it's a lot easier to not hate you. I beg to differ
AdamGreenwood Old-Timey Member Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 You're not a contrarian ******* any more, so it's a lot easier to not hate you. Asshat. Get it right. Contrarian asshat.
Laika Community Moderator Posted July 29, 2015 Author Posted July 29, 2015 So is Aaron Hicks possibly good? He's been raking since he came back up and I don't know what to do with him at the end of the year. He's been on and off good in the minors and has decent K:BB numbers and some speed. Legit post-hype breakout candidate. If he plays well through August then I'd say he's earned a keeper spot.
Laika Community Moderator Posted July 29, 2015 Author Posted July 29, 2015 Yes, he is. Over the past month the only other guy on the Cubs to get a save was Grimm who had 2. Both came in extra innings after Motte had already pitched. And then Rondon gets the save opp today (K's Jose Reyes to start the inning). Wow, Hector Rondon is actually very filthy. Maybe I'll keep him.
BTS Community Moderator Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 Asshat. Get it right. Contrarian asshat. I can see now that calling you an asshat cut you deep. I apologize for that.
BTS Community Moderator Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 Any rebuilding team intrigued enough by Cody Andersons AAA stats to trade a rosterable old starter for him.
Orgfiller Old-Timey Member Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 Any rebuilding team intrigued enough by Cody Andersons AAA stats to trade a rosterable old starter for him. Cody Anderson suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Laika Community Moderator Posted July 29, 2015 Author Posted July 29, 2015 Any rebuilding team intrigued enough by Cody Andersons AAA stats to trade a rosterable old starter for him. lol, shameless.
Fearthedoc Verified Member Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 What happened to Adam LaRoche? K% at an all time high, power at an all time low. It's safe to say he won't be on my roster much longer. Age I guess?
BTS Community Moderator Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 lol, shameless. I followed the Dinger protocol to the letter. Isn't this where I'm supposed to get bountiful offers?
BTS Community Moderator Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 What happened to Adam LaRoche? K% at an all time high, power at an all time low. It's safe to say he won't be on my roster much longer. Age I guess? He's like 35 and suxxx now.
Fearthedoc Verified Member Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 He's like 35 and suxxx now. LaRoche for Anderson so we can 'Strangers on a Train' and kill each other's dead weight?
BTS Community Moderator Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 LaRoche for Anderson so we can 'Strangers on a Train' and kill each other's dead weight? Nah, I'm gonna hold and see if someone offers a Jason Vargas for him.
Fearthedoc Verified Member Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 Nah, I'm gonna hold and see if someone offers a Jason Vargas for him. You know a pitcher suxxxxxx when Chris Davis has triple his career K/9.
Laika Community Moderator Posted July 29, 2015 Author Posted July 29, 2015 I followed the Dinger protocol to the letter. Isn't this where I'm supposed to get bountiful offers? At least when Dinger does it, most of the time, they are s***** prospects instead of just s*****. Ex, Lorenzen.
z3r0s Old-Timey Member Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 Nah, I'm gonna hold and see if someone offers a Jason Vargas for him. Vargas landed me THE Hunter Dozier at last years deadline... so... yeah
BTS Community Moderator Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 Vargas landed me THE Hunter Dozier at last years deadline... so... yeah Yeah, obviously I was all in. Vargas then proceeded to get bombed in pretty much every start he made for me.
z3r0s Old-Timey Member Posted July 29, 2015 Posted July 29, 2015 Yeah, obviously I was all in. Vargas then proceeded to get bombed in pretty much every start he made for me. but on the plus side Dozier suxxx, so no loss
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