A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[BTS]

It is time for the freeing of the Refsnyder.

[BTS]

Just the secret weapon to push you over the t-hahahahahah

 

Come on, look at the season I've had. Let me have this one.

[Dr. Dinger]

He's like Kolten Wong without the hype!

[BTS]

He's like Kolten Wong without the hype!

 

So you're saying he's a top-5 2B asset?

[Dr. Dinger]

Nah I'm just saying he's Asian.

[BTS]

It's been 5 minutes since Ref GIDP to start his career. No snarky comment from Dinger? Losing your touch bro.

 

I came into the thread expecting a Dinger comment after that. The good Dr. must have been wowed by that silky smooth DP turn the previous inning.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm not going to make it my life mission to continually badmouth a utility player because two dumb Darrells both bought in and have been circle-jerk hyping him to each other. He should be about a league average bat with little power or speed and below average defence. Not a very exciting player to argue about.

[BTS]

Damn, looks like Grilli tore his Achilles. s*****.

[BTS]

Buttholez shut down with a flexor muscle strain

[TRM]

BTS is relishing his role as the Santa Clause of bad news for NJH.

[Laika]

Flexor muscle strain is actually good news for Buttholez! No ligament damage. Lol.

 

I've been getting slammed. Buchholz, Grilli, Souza and Gordon all within 2 days.

[Dr. Dinger]

Should probably trade me a good prospect for Moss.

[Laika]

Pretty sure anyone would relish being that person.

 

Remember when I shared wisdom with you out of pity and it resulted in you owning AJ Pollock?.... and then you gave him away for a plug

[TRM]

Remember when I shared wisdom with you out of pity and it resulted in you owning AJ Pollock?.... and then you gave him away for a plug

 

!!!

[TRM]

Remember when I traded for AJ Pollock and I said he was this years Michael Brantley and everyone said I was dumn??!!

[TRM]

Remember when GD said he liked Boxy's side of that deal?

[Spanky99]

Remember when I repaid you by giving you Melky for free? Oh yeah, just casually forget that part.

 

Than he pawned Melky on me...

[TRM]

Guys, I'm drunk at the cottage with nothing to do. Someone trade with me.

[BTS]

Remember when I traded for AJ Pollock and I said he was this years Michael Brantley and everyone said I was dumn??!!

 

No, I remember when Boxy traded you Pollock and everyone and acted like you just acquired a perennial MVP candidate.

[TRM]

No, I remember when Boxy traded you Pollock and everyone and acted like you just acquired a perennial MVP candidate.

 

Can you give me Howie Kendrick now please.

[BTS]

Can you give me Howie Kendrick now please.

 

No, you don't have the prospects or any OF that would make sense in a swap. Sorry

[GD]

Remember when GD said he liked Boxy's side of that deal?

 

Aw Min I thought we had something special.

 

BTS when Tercet is wearing your face you better leave me your team in your will (cause that's the only way I'm getting in) so that I can crush Min thx

[Laika]

Remember when I repaid you by giving you Melky for free? Oh yeah, just casually forget that part.

 

Didn't I give you Marisnick+ for him? Seems like a fair deal at this point.

[Laika]

Yup, rode him to 8th place like a rented mule

[Laika]

stfu

[BTS]

Boxy, did you see Refsnyder's bomb off Ogando. Recommended viewing.

[Fearthedoc]

Holy s***, I can't even imagine how awesome that would be.

 

Boxcar; when asked about his chance of finishing 19th instead of the usual 20th.

[BTS]

Wow, what a bomb.

 

Also, how freaking cool would it be to hit your first bomb in Fenway as a Yankee and the first guy to congratulate you when you get to the dugout is Alex Rodriguez? Holy s***, I can't even imagine how awesome that would be.

 

Yeah. Not meaningless runs either - made the NY lead 8-4. Guy must feel like a boss right now.

[Fearthedoc]

I'm sure you'll get your share of thanks for this from all the mindless plugs in this league, you whore.

 

At least you got a solid amount of jabs in while I was hanging down at the cellar for most of spring.

[TRM]

I'm sure you'll get your share of thanks for this from all the mindless plugs in this league, you whore.

 

Mindless plug, reporting in.