Boxcar Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 Holy f***, Aaron Judge makes Stanton look like tercet. 6'7, 275 lbs! That's a WWE body. Its all muscle too
BTS Community Moderator Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 So on top of having Correa waiting in the wings, Boxy has has the guy who has been the league's most valuable shortstop through the first quarter+ of the season. And he won't trade him to me
Boxcar Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 So on top of having Correa waiting in the wings, Boxy has has the guy who has been the league's most valuable shortstop through the first quarter+ of the season. And he won't trade him to me I'm selfish like that
The Cats Ass Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 I'm selfish like that You should stick it to the Queen B, and trade this shortstop to me.
BTS Community Moderator Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 You should stick it to the Queen B, and trade this shortstop to me. I've moved on. SS belongs to Miller and Turner now. Will be interesting to see how Boxy handles it if Crawford keeps it up though.
Dr. Dinger Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 If I were a Brandon Crawford owner on a rebuilding team, I would love to sell him right now.
Laika Community Moderator Posted May 21, 2015 Author Posted May 21, 2015 Hamilton to remain on rehab through weekend Advice: The Rangers had left open the possibility that Hamilton would join them for this weekend's series against the Yankees, but it's looking like his season debut will come on Monday in Cleveland. Hamilton has fared well at the plate on his rehab assignment so far, batting .387/.424/.516 with four doubles over nine games between Double- and Triple-A. Anyone need a CF? It's not too late... ARam also avail, less of a shitbag than ever before! Ben Revere 4 life
Boxcar Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 If I were a Brandon Crawford owner on a rebuilding team, I would love to sell him right now. Yeah? And who's buying?
BTS Community Moderator Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 I was just about to get some work done, but now I have to scour fangraphs for a "Bruce suxxxx" article. FML.
The Cats Ass Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 I was just about to get some work done, but now I have to scour fangraphs for a "Bruce suxxxx" article. FML. http://www.fangraphs.com/fantasy/jay-bruce-bottoms-out/
BTS Community Moderator Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 http://www.fangraphs.com/fantasy/jay-bruce-bottoms-out/ Well... I was only joking. But if I weren't, that would have been the article I posted.
The Cats Ass Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 I wonder if they have a how-to on mismanaging a killer team out of the playoffs? I'll send them your info. I'm already in talks with the "for dummies" book company. So you're too late. Hell if I were them I'd lock up the sequel rights now. No sequel this year. Longo is going to be my saviour.
SpeedyGose Verified Member Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 Joey Gallo update: 341/457/718 216 wRC+ 33% K. keep the k rate strong Joey!
The Cats Ass Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 Holy s*** haha. I remember a BA podcast with a scout saying he'd never heard anything remotely like the crack of that bat. Plus that smile
The Cats Ass Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 We can fix this and work through our problems.
Dr. Dinger Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 It's weird you guys essentially swapped speedy shitsicle CFs. Also if anyone wants Bruce he's maybe on the table for a SP if you're polite about it... Maybe might possibly would consider contemplating the idea of potentially moving that .290 wOBA corner bat, if I'm blown away. But probably not.
Dr. Dinger Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 Not cool, doc dinger You will rue the day you turned down that offer. Bruce won't make your roster cuts next year, friendo.
Dr. Dinger Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 Bruce's last 700 PAs: .212/.283/.377 Yama hama, it's fright night!
Dr. Dinger Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 Seriously, WTF is up with Gose being not terrible? I picked him up for a larf and I can't get him put of my lineup lately.
The Cats Ass Old-Timey Member Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 Just imagine all the Gose threads there would have been if Travis didn't have the hot start that he did.
TheHurl Site Manager Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 Seriously, WTF is up with Gose being not terrible? I picked him up for a larf and I can't get him put of my lineup lately. not that he ever hit RHP like this with the Jays...but still they have kept him to just 10% of his PA's against Lefties, in comparison to 24% with the Jays.
BTS Community Moderator Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 Welp, after my one week offensive explosion I'm getting absolutely clowned on by gibbbers.
The Cats Ass Old-Timey Member Posted May 22, 2015 Posted May 22, 2015 Wait, is spite an acceptable reason to protest a trade? Ya, probably. And this reminds me, would one of our fine commissioners be able to accept mine and Hurl's Longo/Colabello deal sometime tonight so I can get him in my lineup for tomorrow?
Spanky99 Old-Timey Member Posted May 22, 2015 Posted May 22, 2015 Welp, after my one week offensive explosion I'm getting absolutely clowned on by gibbbers. Figures, I had a decent week...
TRM Verified Member Posted May 22, 2015 Posted May 22, 2015 BTS, you should know the quote you received from Hurl was not even mildly taken out of context.
BTS Community Moderator Posted May 22, 2015 Posted May 22, 2015 BTS, you should know the quote you received from Hurl was not even mildly taken out of context. You don't have to hide your feeling anymore min.
TRM Verified Member Posted May 22, 2015 Posted May 22, 2015 You don't have to hide your feeling anymore min. It feels right. Normans for life <3
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