A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Laika]

Sanny Dalazar

[TheHurl]

Boxy might actually beat me this week.

 

I'm the new Boxy

[Laika]

s***, Zobrist knee surgery.

[Boxcar]

Boxy might actually beat me this week.

 

You probably have too many closers. Punting holds seems silly.

[Dr. Dinger]

You probably have too many closers. Punting holds seems silly.

 

It's not my fault my best holds guy became a closer.

[Boxcar]

It's not my fault my best holds guy became a closer.

 

Hey, cool with me. Don't mind you tossing me a free category win.

[z3r0s]

It's not my fault my best holds guy became a closer.

 

Had that happen to me in my redraft league this year. Miller and boxberger switched and gave me 4 closers

[Boxcar]

Had that happen to me in my redraft league this year. Miller and boxberger switched and gave me 4 closers

 

At least Boxberger is going back.

[Dr. Dinger]

Had that happen to me in my redraft league this year. Miller and boxberger switched and gave me 4 closers

 

At the end of the day, it means they're pitching well. Better for your ratios, and you'll dominate saves.

[Boxcar]

Dammit, only two streamers available tomorrow.

[BTS]

Great, Waino just died. I hate baseball.

[Dr. Dinger]

Great, Waino just died. I hate baseball.

 

At least he's contributing...

[BTS]

At least he's contributing...

 

Maybe not for the next few weeks

 

And yeah, Braun has suuuuuucked. I expected a big April/May from him.

[BTS]

Oh my god, the GDT. Everyone is furious with Gibby for using Cecil vs. DeJesus in a big spot, because apparently Cecil sucks now.

[Boxcar]

Maybe not for the next few weeks

 

And yeah, Braun has suuuuuucked. I expected a big April/May from him.

 

If it makes you feel better, I feel genuinely bad about it.

[BTS]

If it makes you feel better, I feel genuinely bad about it.

 

Deal was an absolute heist. As long as Waino is healthy I won't hurt toooo much from it. f*** though, I expected a lot more from Braun.

[Laika]

LoL at Harvey for Braun, and Fernandez for Waino. Just garbage trades from impatience

[BTS]

LoL at Harvey for Braun, and Fernandez for Waino. Just garbage trades from impatience

 

I still don't think Braun for Harvey would have been bad if Ryan Braun were still Ryan Braun, or at least reasonably close. He was only entering his age-30 season at the time of the trade and projections still had him as like a 150 wRC+ guy.

[Boxcar]

I still don't think Braun for Harvey would have been bad if Ryan Braun were still Ryan Braun, or at least reasonably close. He was only entering his age-30 season at the time of the trade and projections still had him as like a 150 wRC+ guy.

 

Yeah, f*** off Nick!

[Laika]

LOL ok.

[Orgfiller]

Oh my god, the GDT. Everyone is furious with Gibby for using Cecil vs. DeJesus in a big spot, because apparently Cecil sucks now.

 

I didn't mind Cecil, even though Osuna looked pretty good and had only allowed a bloop to Longo. The Castro move was bad, however, the team is relying on him way too much and he clearly isn't ready.

[Boxcar]

Dinger and I are tied, lol

[BTS]

The new MC order is bootstomping us pretty good, BTS.

 

The game has passed us by. I, for one, welcome the new MC powers.

[Laika]

Geez, tough day for pitching injuries with Waino possibly rupturing his Achilles and McCarthy potentially blowing out his elbow.

 

McCarthy for Gattis in the LoD has been a s*** show so far.

 

Remind me why pitchers hit again? If a Posey injury can effect rule changes could a pitcher of Wainwright's stature suffering an injury like that lead to some NL DH discussions?

[Dr. Dinger]

Holy s***! Gone for the season! sorry BTS

[Boxcar]

Remind me why pitchers hit again? If a Posey injury can effect rule changes could a pitcher of Wainwright's stature suffering an injury like that lead to some NL DH discussions?

 

STRATUHJEE!!1 last thing this world needs is fewer reasons to perform sacrifice bunts.

[Dr. Dinger]

Damn, GD lost Waino and McCarthy (who he just gave up Betances for) in FC.

[BTS]

The Matt Harvey trade is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

Waino is available.

[BTS]

The Matt Harvey trade tree is actually a very sad tale:

 

Late 2013: Harvey for Wieters (Harvey goes down for TJS a few months later and Wieters has played 26 games since the start of 2014)

 

Offseason 2013: Harvey for Braun (after putting up a career 148 wRC+ through his age-29 season, Braun has been in and out of the lineup since with a 108 wRC+ in 645 PA)

 

Offseason 2014: Braun for Wainwright (Wainwright tears his Achilles tendon 4 starts into the season)

 

Boxy leaves all of this mayhem with a mid-prime ace.

[Boxcar]

The Matt Harvey trade tree is actually a very sad tale:

 

Late 2013: Harvey for Wieters (Harvey goes down for TJS a few months later and Wieters has played 26 games since the start of 2014)

 

Offseason 2013: Harvey for Braun (after putting up a career 148 wRC+ through his age-29 season, Braun has been in and out of the lineup since with a 108 wRC+ in 645 PA)

 

Offseason 2014: Braun for Wainwright (Wainwright tears his Achilles tendon 4 starts into the season)

 

Boxy leaves all of this mayhem with a mid-prime ace.

 

At least you got Harvey for next to nothing in the first place, which would be the case even if Wieters was healthy.