A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Spanky99]

Holy f***, GP???

 

FML

[BTS]

Holy f***, GP???

 

FML

 

Time to pack it in and give me my Cobb back.

[Dr. Dinger]

GP had no homers all last week, but 4 today.

[Spanky99]

GP had no homers all last week, but 4 today.

 

Figures, lol.

[z3r0s]

Looking to trade Plouffe for a pitcher (of comparable value (ie low)). Should have consistent AB's and will be better than he has been.

[BTS]

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/dallas-keuchel-and-weak-contact/

 

Dallas Keuchel: Ace

[The Cats Ass]

Time to pack it in and give me my Cobb back.

 

I've had my knife and fork ready, bib on, just WAITING to bite into that team.

 

 

It looks like the sharks are circling poor Ol' Spanky...

 

Spanky, if you need anyone to confide in with I'm here for ya man.

[BTS]

I've had my knife and fork ready, bib on, just WAITING to bite into that team.

 

Ahem, sorry Spank.

 

Cobb, V-Mart, Gardner, Frazier. Some pieces to scavenge for sure.

[Dr. Dinger]

No reason to trade Cobb; Spanky can re-tool with him if necessary.

[Dr. Dinger]

Also, BTS and silverdumn, your farms are shite. Pretty sure you aren't getting Cobb for Dahl or Frazier.

[BTS]

Also, BTS and silverdumn, your farms are shite. Pretty sure you aren't getting Cobb for Dahl or Frazier.

 

Refsnyder should be settling in as an excellent young 2B when Spanky decides to sell in a few months.

[The Cats Ass]

Refsnyder should be settling in as an excellent young 2B when Spanky decides to sell in a few months.

 

Peraza is better.

[Dr. Dinger]

Refsnyder should be settling in as an excellent young 2B when Spanky decides to sell in a few months.

 

Refsnyder is a non-prospect. I can't wait til you give up on him.

[BTS]

Peraza is better.

 

Peraza is going to be a less powerful Elvis Andrus.

[Dr. Dinger]

Peraza is better.

 

Neither has a snowball's chance in hell at ever being a top 10 2B.

[BTS]

Neither has a snowball's chance in hell at ever being a top 10 2B.

 

Any middle infielder coming off a 145 wRC+ age-23 season in AA/AAA has at least some chance of being a pretty good player.

[The Cats Ass]

I feel like my farm is at least cowshite now...BTS' is totally pig.

 

I'd take the piggy over the s***. You can atleast make bacon out of it.

[The Cats Ass]

If you don't like bacon YOU'RE the worst kind of person.

[Boxcar]

I'd take the piggy over the s***. You can atleast make bacon out of it.

 

You eat bacon made of pigshite? Man, you must get really wasted.

[The Cats Ass]

You eat bacon made of pigshite? Man, you must get really wasted.

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Hex4jwRYRAo/UYu2Uw5scGI/AAAAAAAAX7g/jUhZ9QC6Miw/s640/bacon+bikini+01.jpg

[The Cats Ass]

I'm guessing you do this routine while tapdancing on the boardwalk in hopes of being tossed a penny.

 

You can find me there from 10-6. And I only take nickels, thank you very much.

[Laika]

I already have a conditional offer for Cobb accepted by Spanky, should he be out of contention by the deadline. Just need to find a way to acquire Despaigne for it to be viable.

[Sammy225]

If Boogers can be a top-50 player, that would be just swell.

 

 

I am sure he will be just fine...

[BTS]

If this is serious I'm f***ed. Who owns Andrus?

[NorthOf49]

Hanley getting 2016 SS eligibility would be sweet. Take your time, Xander.

 

If this is serious I'm f***ed. Who owns Andrus?

Jed Lowrie is good.

[jays_fever]

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[BTS]

Cool, Stephen Drew was available. Should prevent me from having to deal with you vultures unless this is a 60-day DL kind of deal.

[BTS]

http://mtv.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/loki-hiddleston-1-1423230080.gif

 

I have to say, I'm developing a near silvergun level of distaste for you, minus the grudging respect of course.

[Dr. Dinger]

If bogaerts could just be out til monday, that would be swell.

[BTS]

Someone please accomodate silvergun.