A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Dr. Dinger]

He's decidedly not.

[The Cats Ass]

But he's got Jesus on his side...

 

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[Dr. Dinger]

Yeah, about that. It was a strange choice when Jesus made Josh throw that ball into the stands that killed a man in front of his young son. THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS!

[The Cats Ass]

Ya, that wasn't so good. Maybe he should look towards Jobu. At least he may be able to help him hit the curve, unlike Jesus. If only I would have had Clint Eastwood around to tell me to not draft him.

[Laika]

Jose Bautista has a .631 OPS in July, and only 3 HR since the beginning of June.

 

Spanky's trade tactics --> despairing himself?

[Dr. Dinger]

Jose Bautista has a .631 OPS in July, and only 3 HR since the beginning of June.

 

Spanky's trade tactics --> despairing himself?

 

Then why did you offer Salazar + Harvey + your 1st?

[Laika]

Then why did you offer Salazar + Harvey + your 1st?

 

I can truthfully say that I never offered one of those three things.

[BTS]

Jose Bautista has a .631 OPS in July, and only 3 HR since the beginning of June.

 

Spanky's trade tactics --> despairing himself?

 

Not really sure why he's taking it so slow. Bautista isn't exactly a model of health, and his value drops significantly if he gets hurt.

[Laika]

Not really sure why he's taking it so slow. Bautista isn't exactly a model of health, and his value drops significantly if he gets hurt.

 

Because Spanky,

 

A) knows he needs to make a thoughtful, well considered deal, and

doesn't really have the attention span to do A)

[Dr. Dinger]

I can truthfully say that I never offered one of those three things.

 

Because you offered several of them?

[Dr. Dinger]

Not really sure why he's taking it so slow. Bautista isn't exactly a model of health, and his value drops significantly if he gets hurt.

 

Or Syndergaard could explode, rendering your offer neutered.

[Fearthedoc]

I wonder how many owners have put in offers for Bautista. I see about 3-4 teams where it makes sense (and they have the assets)

[Dr. Dinger]

Everybody who's contending this year made offers, I assume. There's no such thing as not needing Bautista.

[GD]

Jose Bautista has a .631 OPS in July, and only 3 HR since the beginning of June.

 

Spanky's trade tactics --> despairing himself?

 

Oops.

[BTS]

Or Syndergaard could explode, rendering your offer neutered.

 

I haven't made an offer on Bautista.

[NorthOf49]

I haven't made an offer on Bautista.

Neither have I.

 

I'm in a weird spot where I'm waiting for my prospects to mature and don't have any expendable major leaguers. Haven't engaged in any trade discussion recently.

[BTS]

Neither have I.

 

I'm in a weird spot where I'm waiting for my prospects to mature and don't have any expendable major leaguers. Haven't engaged in any trade discussion recently.

 

Dinger has this thing wrapped up anyway. Why move assets for a 33-year old with injury issues when you won't win this year anyway?

[jays_fever]

Dinger has this thing wrapped up anyway. Why move assets for a 33-year old with injury issues when you won't win this year anyway?

 

He just lost to a team worse than yours

[Fearthedoc]

Dinger has this thing wrapped up anyway. Why move assets for a 33-year old with injury issues when you won't win this year anyway?

 

The top 5/6 could beat or get crushed by dinger in any given week. He's the favorite to win, but it's not close to a lock.

[BTS]

Don't mind me, I was just posturing.

[Dr. Dinger]

Anything can happen in a one week matchup, there are several elite teams. I don't think you ever stop trying to improve your team though, even if you are a contender. Choo and Craig have both been in prolonged slumps, so I am absolutely in on Bautista.

[Fearthedoc]

so I am absolutely in on Bautista.

 

Oh my god. Ellsbury, Choo, Ortiz, Moss, Craig, Hunter, Bautista. What would you do with it all?!

[Sammy225]

Well I have been away for a couple weeks and surprisingly I have had the Song "free falling" in my head and looking at where I am heading in the standings I completely understand lol. Wacha, Votto injuries really hurt.

[Fearthedoc]

I thought Vogelsong was silvergun's property (or did he instantly cut him after that turd he served up in his last start).

[Dr. Dinger]

I was wondering that too. I saw him on waivers so I claimed him. I don't see why silvergun and cats ass wouldnt have created a trade and processed Vogelsong through. Dropping players to waivers is not how we process trades.

[Dr. Dinger]

Cool, so I burned my waiver priority for nothing.

[The Cats Ass]

I was wondering that too. I saw him on waivers so I claimed him. I don't see why silvergun and cats ass wouldnt have created a trade and processed Vogelsong through. Dropping players to waivers is not how we process trades.

 

I had to dump a player to do the Shields/Lee trade with you. So I dropped Vogelsong, because I didn't want to drop anyone else from my team. Trades have been done like this before.

[The Cats Ass]

Imo I get the pick back or Vogey, but I'm not in the wrong here!

 

No Backsies.

[Dr. Dinger]

I transferred Vogelsuck to LS; may he torch your ratios during the playoffs.

[The Cats Ass]

Can't we all share the blame.