A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Boxcar]

That feeling when picking up Ryan Vogelsong for a Sunday start wins you two categories. Feels good.

 

You did that too? f***.

[NorthOf49]

I'm concerned for North's health. I sent him a trade offer 36 hours ago and I still haven't heard back from him. At what point do we contact the authorities?

I'm okay! It's between school terms so I'm not as plugged in. Probably won't be on much if at all this week.

[Boxcar]

lol, connorp Vogelsong'd you in the BBDL?

 

No I Vogelsong'd him I am just mortified by the thought of making the same roster decisions as you.

[Dr. Dinger]

Week 5 Power Rankings

 

[The Cats Ass]

Week 5 Power Rankings

 

http://www.bluejaysmessageboard.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=646&d=1398692782

 

I'm not 100% sure how these work, or what they tell. But I like the results.

[Dr. Dinger]

They tell you how good your hitting and pitching has been compared to average, and how good your team has been overall compared to average. These numbers are then used to project your team Win %.

[Angrioter]

Week 5 Power Rankings

 

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What is the formula?

 

Fz=?

[jaysblue]

Anyone looking to trade send me a PM. I'm available to talk trade this morning.

[Fearthedoc]

If a rebuilding team is interested in FIP king Jeremy Hellickson, let me know.

[Sammy225]

Silvergun with a 9-4 loss to a rebuilding team.

 

http://img.pandawhale.com/80545-Jack-Nicholson-nodding-gif-Img-P7l1.gif

 

Go f*** yourself lol

[Sammy225]

I'm pretty spent after having my way with you last week. Getting old sucks.

 

How are you tired I pretty much just laid down and bent over.

[Boxcar]

lol

 

That's actually a pretty accurate description. My team sucked. It just sucked a bit less than yours in every category. I'm terrified of what CatsAss is going to do to me this week.

 

Maybe try not being terrible.

[Sammy225]

I am not sure really what to expect this week. I think I should have some solid pitching but with everyone pitching in for the beat down last week so this week should just be a pleasant surprise lol.

[The Cats Ass]

lol

 

That's actually a pretty accurate description. My team sucked. It just sucked a bit less than yours in every category. I'm terrified of what CatsAss is going to do to me this week.

 

You better have the lube ready.

[Fearthedoc]

and Gyorko is out until Thursday.

 

Nice that should be a good improvement for your ratios. Maybe if you're lucky he will be out til Sunday.

[Fearthedoc]

Maybe try not being terrible.

 

I think my Yahoo is broken. The standings say I have a 33 game lead on Boxy, but only four weeks have gone by. How could that be possible? Is it some sort of glitch?

[Sammy225]

The Monte Cristo could get ugly.....

[z3r0s]

I also read a Brewers fan suggest Braun had injured it in the past and this is a re-aggravation.

 

<3

 

He didn't injure it clubbing Segura in the face did he?

[KingKat]

Holly s***. I had missed it.

 

No, same game though, he really hurt the Crew that night.

 

(in case anyone missed it,)

 

http://giant.gfycat.com/MeekMixedKissingbug.gif

[jays_fever]

I never heard of that..who just swings a bat blindly like that in a crowded dug out

[SpeedyGose]

Well, my playoff chances just took a major hit.

 

Bryce with thumb surgery, out until July....

[Boxcar]

Says the guy with the 7-45-4 record to the guy with a 35-16-5 record.

 

Weird how luck works.

[The Cats Ass]

They're saying Braun could need a DL stint now, *******.

 

Well, this is what I have to deal with... "Yu Darvish had his shortest start as a major leaguer Monday, giving up four runs in 3 1/3 innings against the A's."

[Laika]

Well, this is what I have to deal with... "Yu Darvish had his shortest start as a major leaguer Monday, giving up four runs in 3 1/3 innings against the A's."

 

Funny that that's his worst start ever, or shortest. I feel like Morrow has gone <2 innings about a dozen times before our eyes.

 

Similar "stuff" but one of them is a 6'6" mixed race demi- god, and the other one is a frail, fragile, diabetic white guy.

[The Cats Ass]

Funny that that's his worst start ever, or shortest. I feel like Morrow has gone <2 innings about a dozen times before our eyes.

 

Similar "stuff" but one of them is a 6'6" mixed race demi- god, and the other one is a frail, fragile, diabetic white guy.

 

White guys suck.

[Laika]

He's actually Willie Mays. We are all so, so blessed to get to watch him play. #blessed #LUP

[Fearthedoc]

If by some freak chance Blackmon turns out to be Trout Jr. (Sr.) I am literally going to throw the world's biggest hissy fit.

 

I am on board with this, baseball gods.

[The Cats Ass]

If by some freak chance Blackmon turns out to be Trout Jr. (Sr.) I am literally going to throw the world's biggest hissy fit.

 

It's just not fair. I want something nice and shiny.

[Laika]

Anyone remember why Mike Fiers only pitched ~40 innings total last year?

[The Cats Ass]

Anyone remember why Mike Fiers only pitched ~40 innings total last year?

 

He suffered a season ending fracture in his pitching arm when he was hit by a line drive and then endured the death of his mother.