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[G-Snarls]

Crap. Vernon Wells guns down Pujols at home to keep game tied at 2-2

[G-Snarls]

Home crowd continues to boo Josh Hamilton. Hitting .214 with 9 HR.

[wilko]

Home crowd continues to boo Josh Hamilton. Hitting .214 with 9 HR.

 

He's obviously back on the drugs.

[Laika]

Chris Sale is filthy. One of my absolute favourite pitchers to watch.

 

I love guys that smash the theory induced blindness of archaic baseball. Guy was supposed to be a reliever and have his arm fall off. Now he's a legit Ace, and the only question left is the long term health. I'd love to see him throw down a few 200 IP years in a row.

 

Such a shame that Chapman has never been given a chance to start.... it actually makes me kind of sad

*tear

[wilko]

Chris Sale is filthy. One of my absolute favourite pitchers to watch.

 

I love guys that smash the theory induced blindness of archaic baseball. Guy was supposed to be a reliever and have his arm fall off. Now he's a legit Ace, and the only question left is the long term health. I'd love to see him throw down a few 200 IP years in a row.

 

Such a shame that Chapman has never been given a chance to start.... it actually makes me kind of sad

*tear

 

His K/BB makes my penis feel good.

[Laika]

wherez me f**&$** pint!?!?!?!?!

 

You're talking about my PL team? If so, that team legitimately bugs the s*** out of me. It's the worst team that I've ever assembled in any league, ever. I expect to finish in the bottom half.

[wilko]

http://i.imgur.com/6WtyRf7.gif

[Laika]

I think I've edited posts tonight about a 100 times, I'm dumn I mean 3 different occasional s*** man...........there's another.

 

jackwagon.... stick a thumb up yer bum! crabcakes, bicycles, and wenches.

 

Or, sorry, what I supposed to say was canned tuna

[Laika]

I know over here in Mamby Pampy Land, there's too many people weeping, I say f*** it........shot my way out and needed a sense GOD like sensibility and a touch of the real world. That place just drags you down.......how'd I fall in there? Never again!!

 

I will now be snarkier and as mean as I can be, guaranteed.

 

You should be snarky but nice. It's possible. Ask thehurl.

 

Are you working again? How's your back these days?

[Laika]

I'm sending a request to see these turds again, it's brutal like burning and pain where they operated, my sister a RMT tells me it's scar tissue. I fell on my ass and lost all feeling in my body, not cool mate. We'll see how this unfolds. That's a possible major f*** up.

 

What were the specifics of your injury? How did it happen exactly and what did you break? (I know the general info. f***ed up your back on the site, right?)

[Laika]

Yes a friends job site, lifted a 2000 pound rubber roll with another friend who passed away recently of a massive heart attack. We're two guys standing at 6' foot plus and picked these rolls up, but it f***ed me up when we moved to another level, it dragged and f***ed me, yet I kept doing it for the day to set up our work.

 

Big mistake mate, now I can't walk properly f*** my buddy, who hasn't talked to me in near two years,lol. What a piece of s***.

 

So I'm guessing you weren't even formally employed by this guy, and you couldn't collect workers comp or anything....

 

Are you on EI / disability right now?

[Laika]

I kind of want to go against the doctors orders and work my legs and body out.....seeing as I'm getting little to zero results. I've read books and s*** of others, especially athletes go against the advice and win out. So........I'm coming close to that thought. A few more months bro or I'm going to try it. Against Docs will at working.

 

Have you sought a second opinion from anyone yet?

[Laika]

BS now that I think about it. Help a guy out and he stiffs me.......never to be head from.

 

It's possible that you got f***ed doing that one thing, but it strikes me as equally likely that your injury was the product of a couple decades of stress + bad form and improper personal safety practices / workplace safety oversight.

 

It's all bollocks, either way.

 

I hope you get healthy enough to move freely and enjoy life fully again. Never mind work.

[Laika]

Jesus f***ing christ. It's 5 in the morning. We're dumn.

[HERPDERP]

a british man's commentary on yaks vs red sox

 

[Grant77]

Rick Porcello has 56 K's in his last 57 innings (9 starts, 11 walks, 2.84 ERA). What happened to the lowest K guy for the last few years?

[Laika]

Rick Porcello has 56 K's in his last 57 innings (9 starts, 11 walks, 2.84 ERA). What happened to the lowest K guy for the last few years?

 

I dropped him in the dynasty league, that's what happened. He must have been mad about it.

[Laika]

I actually believed in Porcello as at least a good 4/5, then I didn't pick him up when I had the chance. Dinger's dumn posts about ERA must have affected me.

 

He pitched like garbage for the first few weeks. That plus his track record of being poopy was enough to effectively squash all optimism.

 

And then all of a sudden he's a studly stud.

[Laika]

I'd be less annoyed about this if literally anyone but No49 had picked him up.

 

This is probably just Porcello working on his most elaborate tease ever. He'll spin 140+ innings of brilliant baseball, and then PORCELLO all over No49's face during the fantasy playoffs, plummeting his K/9 to 6.99 in the process.

[Caper]

Jesus... Ortiz hit a triple.... how the hell does he hit a triple?

[Laika]

Holy f***, RIP Alex Cobb

 

OMGz, he got Happ'd. And you rebuked my trade offer for him like, yesterday.

[kcjaysfan]

Holy f***, RIP Alex Cobb

 

What? Everything I can find says he was conscious the whole time and was taken to the hospital. Nothing about him dying.

[G-Snarls]

Yeah, I'm kind of expecting him to be out for the year now.

 

For sure

 

Poor f***er

[Grant77]

I actually believed in Porcello as at least a good 4/5, then I didn't pick him up when I had the chance. Dinger's dumn posts about ERA must have affected me.

 

Me too, but I still hesitated to pick him up. He's pretty much my ace now after a ridiculous amount of injuries, as sad as that is.

[digiblader]

Tex just left the game because Girardi says Tex doesn't have "snap" in his swing. I'm sensing another injury.

[G-Snarls]

Tex just left the game because Girardi says Tex doesn't have "snap" in his swing. I'm sensing another injury.

 

Those wrist things can linger for years...

[BlueJayWay]

Henry Blanco hits grand slam.

[Pete_7]

Henry Blanco hits grand slam.

 

lmfao

[GD]

Henry Blanco hits grand slam.

 

what the f***

 

 

 

 

Reminds me of the time Miguel Olivo blasted a dinger off of Casey in 2011 or whenever

[fatcowxlive]

Henry Blanco hits grand slam.

 

lol are you f***ing kidding me?