Carlos Danger

Bob is probably the random fan on Twitter. Who else but the British use the word rubbish? You can always tell the Brits because they will refer to the game a as match. I say Jeeves, what time does the Blue Jays vs Yankees match start? Jolly good performance by the bowler, I mean pitcher Borucki. Hip hip, hurray!

Not so sure he would have done the Bautista extension. I think he would have done a Donaldson extension. I think we all might have.. To the above though you are right, very exciting moves and they came out of nowhere. I would even add the Wells trade, Lind for Estrada, Happ for Saunders, which at the time seemed cool and bunch of others..

Here is a video of Spanky, Krylian and Boxy.. It is pretty easy to tell which one is Spanky...

Isn't it like 11:37 PM ET and still no news on the status of Pompey?

Just wait, the Ninja will strike.. Speaking of Ninjas, this would have never happened under AA to his credit.. You never heard s*** about extensions and trades (anything legit) when AA was here. Since the Jay Bruce fiasco, you can't say the same about this FO...

We could package Galvis also.. I think they could use Galvis..

I would tend to agree with this, unfortunately.

I heard that last year Atlanta was offering Albies for Donaldson at the deadline. Shatkins didn't want to deal with AA or give him the satisfaction of getting JD, so they took Merry(under the)weather from their buddies in Cleveland because they saw equal value and they could give AA the shaft like he publicly did to Shapiro. True story!

I heard that last year Atlanta was offering Acuna for Donaldson at the deadline. Shatkins didn't want to deal with AA or give him the satisfaction of getting JD, so they took Merry(under the)weather from their buddies in Cleveland because they saw equal value and they could give AA the shaft like he publicly did to Shapiro. True story!

Just to clarify, for the uninformed. You want to slap him with your cock, or use your hand and slap his cock?

Have you seen Moneyball? Nothing I have seen says Shapiro is a great negotiator or wheeler dealer.

Like I said, I appeal to a niche. I should have clarified that the niche consists of people with a good sense of humor, great personalities, driven individuals and people not angry with the world. Sorry, you are not my target audience. Bobtheforeskin might be able to provide what you are looking for.

I suspect having a disability is somewhat of an in. If you are a regular guy and a girl doesn't want to be bothered in a bar, she probably tells you to f*** off or she is a “lesbian”. If you have a disability, she will probably talk to you if just to not come off looking like a total bitch in front of the whole bar. I suspect it goes something like this in a loud bar: Hi, I am Jim. (Girl) What’s your name? (Jim) What? (Girl) I said what’s your name, I didn't hear you? (Jim) What did you say? I can’t hear you? (Girl) WHAT’s YOUR NAME!? (Jim) I literally can’t hear you, I am deaf. (Girl) Oh you poor thing.. We can text each other. (Jim) Did you know that when one function of the body doesn’t work well, the body compensates and the other functions get stronger. (Girl) Really, I didn’t know that... (Jim) It is true, deaf people have better vision and smell for example then the average person. As a matter of fact, the compensation the body creates due to the loss off one function is not just limited to the senses. For example, my tongue is 25% longer and stronger than the average man. My stamina is near superhuman and my body compensated for my hearing loss by endowing me with a 12” cock. (Girl) Check please! Your place or mine?

I am not a paid professional baseball writer. My posts are free, you get what you pay for. This chat board is my tertiary hobby. I am a niche poster that provides a degree of entertainment during a slow off season or a 100 loss season. If you could reconsider your review on Yelp, I would be appreciative.

It happened in Montreal. They like the French and try to emulate them so much, guilty until proven innocent.

I said I think he has horrible baseball analysis and takes/strategies etc on the Jays. No issue except I think he is a crappy writer, and now appears to be a crappy husband..

He is the same guy advocating we signed a bunch of veteran FAs this off season and then again, well into May.. Just one tidbit I recall.

Dallas Braden pitched a no hitter... You really think that if a team values Stroman, that just because he pitched one really good game they will up their prospect capital and give us the next Mike Trout.. However, if he pulls something, gets rocked and suspicion something is nagging/not right etc.. X goes down,down, down..

Thank you Mr. Anus. His wife is not the first thing he has assaulted. He assaults journalism and analysis every-time he writes a column.. Horrible baseball takes and analysis..

That is fake news leaked by the Jays trying to get the Braves to up their offer.... Good strategy.. The problem is, with little Marcus, every time he pitches, we run the risk of injury or him getting demolished.. Basically, on the risk vs reward analysis, his value is X, even if he pitches a no hitter tonight, that X will not increase. X however, will decrease if injury and could if crappy start.. I think holding out, has more risk and less upside then trading him after the Yankees start where he showed healthy.

You guys are wasting time with Twins talk.. I already posted Braves pitchers that would most likely be part of a deal. You should study up!

Only if you are Canadian;)

Very 1980s Dos look....

I am glad you do because I was looking for some advice. I am sending in my resume for Jays GM. Do you think I should use Times New Roman in 12, or maybe simple but professional Calibri (Bold) 10 in italics... Or maybe the Algerian, it looks so international and exotic...??? I am so on the fence.. Thanks in advance.

Just call him Mr. Anus for short. He got upset once and accused me of being 12, just because I asked if he was any relation to the Fisters...?