RIP
Not sure if it's true, but someone in MLB's post's Facebook comments said that in Marte's last MLB game, Ventura was the opposing pitcher.
Edit:
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/jan/22/yordano-ventura-andy-marte-killed-car-crashes-baseball
We need BJMB to sponsor an intervention. We can tell him we're doing a documentary on baseball fans, take him to a hotel conference room. When he opens the door it'll be all of us sitting there and we can read our prepared letters on how posting while hammered impacts us all.
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I sure has heck hope Smoak is not the every day 1B. Maybe they'll use some of that difference in the Morales/EE salaries to pay none other than...................JOEY VOTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO