You toss it in, crack it with your molars, and spit out the shell. Not whatever the hell he was doing getting old man slobber spit all over his fingers.
You'd have to buy 2 seats to enjoy a boomstick at the Rogers Centre because the dude next to you wouldn't want your sloppy onions on his lap. Then you'd probably drip melted cheese on someone's head directly in front of you when you take your first bite.
I have anxiety thinking about it.