Seriously that's it?
I tried riding my bike down cement stairs with 1 hand. Don't recommend it.
I fell out of an apple tree and landed on my nuts on the bottom branch. Don't swing on the top branch.
Shot myself with a bbgun. Bad idea.
I rode a toboggan through a narrow pathway in a forest with my sister. Hit the last tree, sister almost died. Don't recommend it.
Rode homemade ziplines across 3 neighbour's properties to my buddies backyard all summer. Until a kid got his long hair caught in it and was literally stuck half way down. The burning smell of hair, was sickening.
Drank beers and then hotboxed a bathroom. Walking back to my room I knocked myself out cold falling in to a door and gave myself a concussion. One scary ass night.
I should probably stop talking. I grew up.