So that's why AA got Martin.
Jose to AA: "Hey, Melky is gone. Whom can I have a bromance with now in the dugout?! :("
AA: "Say no more."
*signs Martin*
E: Good at bat by Goins there.
So, Russel Martin who leads the team at 2.2 WAR, hitting at 158 wRC+ is sitting out tonight for Thole, who hasn't accumulated 2.2 WAR over his career and 1 season over 100 wRC+? f*** you Dickey.
And if Delbar got the out you wouldn't be thinking about it. Seriously, if Gibbons put the toilet paper in the opposite direction you'd still probably complain.
LOL Martin:
Martin: "f*** that pitch was off the plate"
*gets ready to throw back at hutch*
Ump: "STRIKE 3!"
Martin: "Oh,.. f*** YEAH. I am outta here"