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Would you support heterosexual marriage/coupling if women were 35' tall with vaginae filled with razor sharp fangs? What do you mean that's not a fair question because that's not a situation that exists? Hmm, maybe you should reconsider your question then.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahAHAHAHA Yes, rich people and corporations having control of the reins of power is really something that's only happened in the past 10 years or so...

How, prey tell, will they get said rights if they just shut up about it and don't rub their hot, sweaty man bodies in your face all the time? You're really not familiar with history, are you? Or Science, or English... I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that your math is probably poor as well. Edit: I think the REAL problem here is that every time someone "promotes" the gay lifestyle, Tdot Soldier here gets a half chub.

I don't think "not being remotely coherent" is a bannable offence here...

Lind v/ Lester... Not a great matchup.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpb8x2d6cj1r0go7xo1_r1_500.jpg (I was looking for one of his many "If gay marriage is legal, why would I want to marry a chick?" quotes and couldn't find one, but I felt this was funny enough to work anyway.)

Based on what? Apparently you don't know what free-market capitalism is then. Capitalism is based upon the idea of amassing the most wealth possible, being taxed as low as possible and having more than everyone else. Capitalism is literally a synonym for greed. Wut? The government is "gutting us" how? That's a fine word salad you've got going on there... "Trendy bisexuals" have nothing to do with support for gay rights, there were "trendy bisexuals" when I was in Highschool when you could still get your ass kicked for coming out as gay in school. Girls do that because they think boys will like them if they do that (and, frankly, we do because it's hot and 3somes are fun!) not because they're indoctrinated by the government into thinking it's cool or something.

"...has not been feeling well over the past two weeks." And it's a f***ing brain tumour... This is why I don't go to doctors, I'd rather not know these things.

MoLestering Wangs? Edit: I guess that doesn't apply, because that is an AWESOME joke

I'll probably still call him "Bonerface". Also, I move that we re-christen the Lo Vista and call it "Bonerfacing"

I figured as much, the clarification was more a general comment rather than directed at you.

There's an idea I can get behind! Edit: Not saying I wouldn't spend any time in the Trolling forum, sometimes I actually enjoy sparring with trolls...

I'm going to take slight issue with this... The vast majority of people with pedophilic tendencies don't act on them because they know it is wrong. Sexual predator pedophiles harm children and should be locked away (and depending on the severity of their crimes, chemically castrated). Before anyone gets all like "you're defending pedophiles" or "you must be a pedophile yourself", I'm not. I'm just against the idea of punishing people for thought crimes. It's no more a crime to fantasize about children than it is a crime to fantasize about brutally murdering Josh Mansker (which I am guilty of. Lots.) I know this is a fine line and not exactly what you were saying (and it's also brilliantly off topic in the middle of a tangent on an borderline off topic thread to begin with...)

"millions of gallons" ain't gunna cut it... And since the vast majority of people in China are dirt poor, how, exactly, are they going to afford this imported water? Also, what's going to happen when the US and others need that water for THEIR populations? f*** man, think before you type. Clean water is a finite resource, and as the population keeps growing, the amount of people relying on that finite resource will necessitate a lowering of its availability. Dude, this isn't a conspiracy, this is s***** right wing/Conservative/Republican policies. This is the logical conclusion of "free market capitalism". If you want to avoid this sort of s***, stop voting for right wing politicians, even if they're just as bigoted as you on social issues. "Supporting gay rights" has nothing to do with being trendy. It's a basic acknowledgement that humans are fundamentally equal and deserve equal protections and rights. This is the same kind of ******** arguments that racist *******s in the southern US used to make about giving rights to blacks and women. Basically you're agreeing with the KKK. Own that, assface.

Yeah, a product of scheduling unfortunately... Oh well, we just have to go 8-0 against them the rest of the way! (I think we have 17 games against them, is that right? Whatever... run the gamut!)

I like our odds in this game... Looking at nothing but ERA (yeah, I know...) we've got the edge in the first 3 games... And I think this team has it in 'em to CRUSH Lester (particularly since he's struggling a bit of late...) I could see 3/4 and an outside chance of a sweep.

That's the beautiful thing about science, your opinion doesn't matter.

Are you implying that you want Bonifacio's rights traded to a Japanese team?

No no, I learned my lesson about dating girls I meet on Jays message boards... I'm just curious as to just how graphically offensive I can be

You are an idiot, and I hope you die broke, cold and alone. f*** yourself with a splintery broom handle and then take a bath in vinegar. You are WRONG, and science has proved that you are wrong on many occasions. People in America are "fat" because they're poor and food with high fat, and no nutritional content is f***ing cheap. There isn't enough food, and more importantly fresh water, to support 10 billion people (in fact, if you take a look at it, places like China are about to RUN OUT of fresh water, because they're draining more water from their aquifers than nature can replenish. Yes, and 9/11 was an inside job, and the moon landing is a hoax and aliens shot JFK and tinfoil hats stop the CIA from stealing your thoughts. Seriously man, stop listening to Alex Jones and live in the real f***ing world you colossal idiot.

Look, there are a lot of really, really stupid posters that show up around here so we tend to view new people with suspicion, so yes, we can come off as abrasive and combative (and we tend to be pretty high on spelling/grammar in general around here...) As to the substance of your post "Do [we] think we could trade Buehrle and Bonifacio for a decent prospect", no. Firstly, Buehrle is absolutely required on this team right now, we are skating on thin ice with this rotation as it is, and unless some people get healthy (Morrow, Happ), get right in the head (Romero) or take major steps forward (Nolin, Stroman) the 5 man rotation we have right now is ALL we have. Secondly, Buehrle's contract is ugly, very very ugly, and it would be hard to move for anything, much less a "decent prospect". Adding in the shitshow that is Bonifacio isn't going to do much to up that (though he does have SOME value in a trade, it's not much.) Thirdly, this team is above .500 and very much in the playoff hunt (despite what some of the lesser-brained posters around here may think) so trading core pieces (I'm referring more to Buehrle and your nebulous "someone else" than Bonifacio here) is simply not going to happen. Anyways, welcome to the board! There are some incredibly knowledgeable baseball minds that post here, and if you are willing, you can learn a lot from them and have good discussions. Our salty demeanour comes mostly from the fact that we have a tonne of PRATT threads and comments, and have since we were all back on the official bluejays.com message boards.

As Lind is not in the line-up today, I revise my pick to E5.

Yes, and my tongue in cheek comment was that since the OP wasn't REEEEAALLYasking about the GCL really, but rather about his Nephew, that we should likely create another thread for him to track the progress of said nephew

So, do we change the title of this thread, or start a Vancouver Canadians Updates thread?