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  1. Deadpool
    I certainly don't think "local pie retailer" deserved THAT. Edit: I may have to take back your bonus points. I'll consult with the judges and get back to you.
  2. Deadpool
    Just tell them you're bulking, then wipe the blueberry and whipped cream off your chin... Also, I'm not sure of "poodos" is good or bad...
  3. Deadpool
    Pie. Just go to your local pie retailer and tell them you have bonus points, they'll take it from there.
  4. Deadpool
    trannyornot.com, duh!
  5. Deadpool
    Bonus points to anyone who gets the following reference (as it relates to the tweet, obviously...): http://media.giphy.com/media/F7yLXA5fJ5sLC/giphy.gif
  6. Deadpool
    Mott's Garden Coctail is where it's at. I could drink like 3 bottles of that stuff a day.
  7. Deadpool
    I'm guessing this deal fell through when AA found out that Belissario wasn't actually "that guy who played Morpheus"...
  8. Deadpool
    This guy knows what's up...
  9. Deadpool
    Well, it seems that I lied earlier when I said I wasn't drinking tonight, guitarist just called me out to the pub. Ta-ta, chaps!
  10. Deadpool
    I managed to get through the phase of my life where I got groupies with neither, so... chock one up for me!
  11. Deadpool
    If that's the case, you're already sad, the booze is just bringing it out. In Vino Veritas
  12. Deadpool
    "Depressant", in this context, doesn't mean "makes you sad", it's the opposite of a stimulant; a sedative.
  13. Deadpool
    Agreed on all counts, but I'm not drinking tonight (for the simple fact that the beer store is ALL THE WAY OVER THERE, GOD WHY DON'T THE JUST DELIVER ALREADY!?) but tomorrow is band practice. Band practice is a very good place to drink!
  14. Deadpool
    Drinking is fun... I don't do it because it's macho, or to ask ladies out. Typically, I prefer to drink when there are no ladies around 'cause I have a tendency to make an ass of myself from time to time...
  15. Deadpool
    I don't do drugs now (unless you count alcohol, then boy, howdy!), but I figure when I'm old and about ready to die, I might as well just do lots of drugs 'cause why the f*** not at that point, right?
  16. Deadpool
    http://www.theloop.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/51394-George-Takei-oh-my-gif-fXlS.gif
  17. Deadpool
    Apparently not...
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  19. Deadpool
    Minor league deals for days!
  20. Deadpool
    I bet it was Navarro...
  21. Deadpool
    I absolutely read that last line in Mallory Archer's voice...
  22. Deadpool
    Haven't seen this posted elsewhere, but... Edit: Apparently I should read all the threads before posting...
  23. Deadpool
    Jeebus, front row on the right is MASSIVE. He training with Chocolate Thunder?
  24. Deadpool
    Come on Infante. Also, I like this list. I really like the inclusion of Alford, though I feel that may have been part of the negotiations for him to leave football permanently.
  25. Deadpool
    His biggest mistake was shaving off the moustache. NOBODY suspects a guy with a moustache.
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