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  1. Deadpool
    BEST. THREAD. EVER. /bestthreadeverfilter
  2. Deadpool
    Say what you will about the premise, but this is a garbage article. NOBODY IN THEIR f***ING RIGHT MIND CONSIDERS DICKEY AND BUEHRLE THE 1-2 IN THIS ROTATION. Scherzer would have been a garbage signing at that price, and you basically just criticized the Jays for having 2 innings eaters as their 1-2, then suggested they should have signed Shields, who you just called an innings eater. I'm with BTS, who the f*** is Matt Snyder?
  3. Deadpool
    I'm just glad we both beat Hipfan with the joke!
  4. Deadpool
    Yipes... At least "but stable" is a part of that.
  5. Deadpool
    He said 30, not 38...
  6. Deadpool
    Kind of funny, that's about all I can say about that.
  7. Deadpool
    How did I not use this image in here? How did NOBODY use this image here? http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/stop_penis_erect_archer.gif
  8. Deadpool
    http://womenspost.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/love-day.png
  9. Deadpool
    Quoted before you can sneakily edit this when you realize that you are thinking of Darvish...
  10. Deadpool
    Awesome, except I sorta f***ed up... the plural of übermensch is actually übermenschen (and I also left out the umlauts, because I'm lazy and didn't realize that I was going to be preserved for posterity...) Please correct accordingly! Edit: f***, I'm even being pedantic with myself, I must be awesome at parties!
  11. Deadpool
    Agreed, but his argument wasn't "they only made s***** moves" it was "they made no moves and it destroyed the confidence of those special little snowflakes, any move would have made them into ubermensches who would have demolished the rest of the league with their mighty confidence fairies!"
  12. Deadpool
    July 28, 2014 Acquired INF Danny Valencia from Kansas City for RHP Liam Hendriks and C Erik Kratz. Remind me again when the trade deadline was, and whether that qualified as at least a minor move?
  13. Deadpool
    We have to pay him either way, what's the point in releasing him? There's a slim chance that he could actually provide some value this year if he figures out what in the everloving f*** derailed him so severely...
  14. Deadpool
    In other news, Umpires will continue to ignore the regulations regarding the strike zone and call whatever the f*** they want.
  15. Deadpool
    That's not how you spell "raging erection".
  16. Deadpool
    If I didn't rent, I'd bet my house on the O's under that... I wonder if I can talk my super into betting the whole building...
  17. Deadpool
    If people aren't swayed by clear evidence, what are you gunna do? I've had enough recent arguments with anti-vaxxers that I'm just giving up on people who don't accept facts.
  18. Deadpool
    He was also drafted as a reliever, so he's a bit of a different case than the guys who started all through college. Admittedly, he was drafted with the idea of converting him into a starter...
  19. Deadpool
    Excellent, now they have a starting point for a long term deal. Make that a thing, k?
  20. Deadpool
    You're all drunks and fags, now can we move on?
  21. Deadpool
    Goddammit. "If x player is hurt" is the laziest f***ing argument. Every team has guys that would be super costly if they went down due to injury. As has no doubt been explained to you ad nauseam, bullpens are ridiculously volatile, and because of that they're a poor place to invest big dollars. We have a metric shittonne of relief depth and most of it (as are most relief pitchers as a whole) is a crapshoot, and always will be a crapshoot.
  22. Deadpool
    Personally, I see Miley as the type of pitcher that Bautista, Edwin and Donaldson are going to have a field day with.
  23. Deadpool
    That whole "they sent him down to the minors, and he started down there - stretching him out - thing" didn't happen?
  24. Deadpool
    The O's forum couldn't correctly predict the outcome of a Globetrotters/Generals game, I wouldn't take them too seriously.
  25. Deadpool
    I don't know WHY I'm looking at this, but I'm glad I am!
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