Why did you make me read this? Fair warning to anyone who may click on this link, it implies that "Quality Starts" is somehow a new-fangled stat, that Eric Hosmer is a "superstar", it is REALLY REALLY enamoured with RBIs. It actually uses the phrase "hit accurately", 'cause y'know, aim those line drives, amirite?
I mean, if you want to hate-read, this is good, but damn.