After extensive market research and consulting numerous PR and Advertising firms, the franchise decided to rebrand. We hope that the new brand will appeal to the younger, hip demographic, using slang such as "lol". We also hope honouring Kris "brryant" [sic] Bryant with the name will incentivize him to join this proud franchise when he inevitably makes the decision to graduate from Hogwarts and leave his perennially underachieving house, Gryffindor.
And yes, a jersey is in the mail. I assume you want #20, Donaldson. Great scouting on your part, the brryant - lol bts franchise and fans thank you for your contributions.