The Wire is in Baltimore, Adam Jones is ab agreeable and well-rounded CF who totally deserved his gold gloves. Everyone in America take Aderall, so the MLB hates Chris Davis. Manny Machado is likeable and not at all a dick. Schoop is a future all-star, Snider is the best reclamation project in baseball and Showalter is a genius. Am I done here?
GO O's GO!