Dr. Dinger

Dagger! Shouldn't you be rebuilding, -5.4?

HR Derby! [h=3]Home Runs - Best[/h][TABLE=class: Table Table-interactive Table-no-px Mbot-xxl Bdrbot] [TR] [TH=class: W-30]Record[/TH] [TH=class: W-40]Record Holder[/TH] [TH=class: W-30]Home Runs[/TH] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Single Week[/TD] [TD]Los Osos Blancos (Week 15) London Slayers (Week 15)[/TD] [TD]20[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Single Week, All Time[/TD] [TD]Los Osos Blancos (Week 15, Season 2015) London Slayers (Week 15, Season 2015)[/TD] [TD]20[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]Season[/TD] [TD]Los Osos Blancos London Slayers[/TD] [TD]144[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]

Owning Mike Trout is like unlocking the Golden Gun. Yeah, it's beastly, but it's more satisfying to win without it.

[TABLE=width: 403] [TR] [TD]Rank[/TD] [TD]Team Name[/TD] [TD]zBAT[/TD] [TD]zPIT[/TD] [TD]zTOTAL[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]1[/TD] [TD]London Slayers[/TD] [TD]6.5[/TD] [TD]7.4[/TD] [TD]13.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]2[/TD] [TD]Los Osos Blancos[/TD] [TD]6.6[/TD] [TD]5.2[/TD] [TD]11.8[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]3[/TD] [TD]Triple Hawpe Brewed![/TD] [TD]8.7[/TD] [TD]1.7[/TD] [TD]10.4[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]4[/TD] [TD]The Butt Stallions[/TD] [TD]0.9[/TD] [TD]8.8[/TD] [TD]9.7[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]5[/TD] [TD]A 2nd Leg To Stanton[/TD] [TD]3.4[/TD] [TD]3.8[/TD] [TD]7.2[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]6[/TD] [TD]BALCO Pharm Team[/TD] [TD]4.3[/TD] [TD]0.3[/TD] [TD]4.6[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]7[/TD] [TD]Twist and Trout[/TD] [TD]1.7[/TD] [TD]2.3[/TD] [TD]4.1[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]8[/TD] [TD]Burrito Boyz[/TD] [TD]-0.5[/TD] [TD]4.1[/TD] [TD]3.6[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]9[/TD] [TD]ISO Horny[/TD] [TD]3.8[/TD] [TD]-1.2[/TD] [TD]2.6[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]10[/TD] [TD]The True Cardinals[/TD] [TD]-2.7[/TD] [TD]5.1[/TD] [TD]2.4[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]11[/TD] [TD]The Bryce Is Right[/TD] [TD]3.7[/TD] [TD]-3.8[/TD] [TD]0.0[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]12[/TD] [TD]Taijuan On![/TD] [TD]3.4[/TD] [TD]-3.5[/TD] [TD]-0.1[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]13[/TD] [TD]The Georgia Peach[/TD] [TD]-2.5[/TD] [TD]0.2[/TD] [TD]-2.2[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]14[/TD] [TD]Gryffindor[/TD] [TD]-0.9[/TD] [TD]-1.8[/TD] [TD]-2.7[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]15[/TD] [TD]The Lyon Tamer[/TD] [TD]-3.2[/TD] [TD]-2.2[/TD] [TD]-5.4[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]16[/TD] [TD]The WAR Puigs[/TD] [TD]-3.8[/TD] [TD]-1.6[/TD] [TD]-5.4[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]17[/TD] [TD](insert clever name)[/TD] [TD]-3.1[/TD] [TD]-5.3[/TD] [TD]-8.4[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]18[/TD] [TD]B.Inge Drinking[/TD] [TD]-2.9[/TD] [TD]-6.2[/TD] [TD]-9.1[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]19[/TD] [TD]Bye Week[/TD] [TD]-11.2[/TD] [TD]-4.0[/TD] [TD]-15.2[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]20[/TD] [TD]King Kats[/TD] [TD]-12.1[/TD] [TD]-9.3[/TD] [TD]-21.4[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]

Moss has been pretty cruddy lately, haven't had much use for him.

Too much?

Yeah, I needed to clear a roster spot for Jaime so I offered a bunch of 2 for 1s tonight. I definitely won't be starting Hamilton much.

I immediately regret trading Mike Montgomery.

So much for Cargo being dead, another 2 HR game brings his season line up to 18/47/47 & .271/.327/.498.

You can thank Montgomery and Rodon for making it close, my offence is going HR crazy this week.

NJH getting seriously Ubaldoed.

Go FTD!

Tucker > Winker hands down

Hey me too! Mostly cause Josh Bell sucks.

I've been intercepting your negotiations. I work in IT Security, bro.

Harvey > FTD's offer

Nick Williams

Perhaps there is some hope... if Salazar is any indication, the Indians care more about ERA than FIP.

Pompey + Hoffman + a lesser piece would be totally fine by me.

Jesus Goddamn Christ that's a sexy contract.

I guess they probably want Pompey, come to think of it. They have pitchers coming out of their ears.

Oh lordy, I'd give Norris + Hoffman.

ftfy

It's actually kinda funny that Alford's weakest (but still average) tool is his arm, considering he was originally a QB.