Dr. Dinger

Yeah I dunno WTF is up with him. He was killing it to start the year, and he's been hitting like .100 for two months now. Brutal.

Jesus, Ryu is cooked. Multiple setbacks, and now his fastball is sitting 82-86 MPH.

I mean, that's probably a better skill anyway, so fine.

Yes, I have the magical power to convince all these baseball obsessed geeks that my prospects are good. Either that, or I continuously produce much more prospect currency than you despite always drafting much later. It's one of those two.

I'm a much better prospect draft than you. Much much.

Never heard of him.

Emails are a courtesy, we should all know the draft is active and where our own picks are.

I dunno, I don't really have feelings.

Almost as many as you!

Yeah, because my team was so stacked the first 3 years that most of them decided to rebuild.

Oh that's not lost on me, but I care more about (1) my overall team performance, vis-a-vis the power rankings and (2) the likelihood of my squad making the playoffs and having Bautista and Pollock back by then.

FYI it's not appropriate to troll BTS this season. Have some compassion.

Put it in your iCal for like next August.

The chance to troll Boxy happens numerous times in a given day, however. Contreras > Posey, ROC. Easily.

You don't have a point. Willson Contreras is an elite fantasy catcher now, please adapt to the current reality.

We all know K/BB doesn't matter, so I'll just put that aside. Even so, Contreras' 177 wRC+ in the PCL easily trumps Arencibia's 143.

SSS? You mean like the last 180 games of .420 wOBA across AA/AAA?

You're just mad that you took Plawecki instead, rite?

Anybody looking for bullpen upgrades? I would trade Tony Watson (HLD) or Huston Street (SV) for an OF option who is slightly better than replacement level.

I haven't won in 4 weeks, which is super depressing

So basically, z3r0s murdered me on the Contreras deal and just snagged the next Mike Piazza. Coolcoolcoolcoolcool.

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K i dunno how to not thumbnail an attachment

Same as your dick.