Dr. Dinger

Ok, well, he nicknamed himself "Big Daddy" for reasons that we're not privy to. So yeah, I'd say he's probably a doucher behind closed doors.

Wrong thread, dumb-dumb.

I totally forget what this was in reference to. Doubt it though. I have a sick young core and my team is already above .500 despite missing Sano for a month. Nomar Comin' has nowhere to go but up over the next few years.

JD > everyone else in that clubhouse combined

Remember when I said Kelvin Herrera could be a 100 K reliever, and cyborg laughed at me and called me a stupid f***ing retard? Yeah. You're welcome NJH.

Does that mean we'll start on July 16?

When did we decide we're doing our draft?

Nah thanks, I believe in Sonny more going forward, plus he's a lot younger. Liriano is frustrating as hell to own this year.

I remember how this time last year, Santiago had like a sub-3 ERA, and I was beginning to question if he might actually had made himself useful. Turns out, he's much worse than I even thought he was in the first place. Since the ASB last year: 5.37/5.69/5.36 over 157 IP. That's Arencibia Classic ace material.

There's still a lot of noise in the PRs at this point, by the end of the season they should line up pretty well with the standings.

Taken with your past DDL PR/standings performance, I would assume it means you're terrible at the finer points of roster management.

I would move Sonny Gray, but I want to see him continue to rebuild value for a bit so I can get an acceptable return.

How can you buy when there are no sellers yet? That's the real issue. Nobody wants to be the first team to tear it down in a new dynasty league, especially not 1/2 through year 1.

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Liriano is pretty terrible too, this should be a high-scoring game with lots of walks.

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My record isn't great, but I think my roster is as good as any outside of the Slayers. It would be nice to be 30 games over .500, but really, I just need to make the playoffs and hope that Bautista and Felix are back and contributing by then.

Bravo on benching Puig when he could only lose you the week, I was hoping you wouldn't be paying that much attention. That's the kind of move that separates playoff contenders from TCA.

Certainly is leaning that way.

So not only is Willson Contreras a burgeoning superstar, but soon he'll have C/1B/OF. What a stud.

That's some great niggling, North.

Vladdy is pudgy, but at least he has strapping shoulders and strong legs. There is muscle under there, but he definitely needs to work on his conditioning and cut back on the rice & beans.

Also, I would trade A-Rod for literally any prospect. You name it, he's yours. First come, first serve.

Archie Bradley ^ @COL, eh? I'm gonna go ahead and pass on that.

That's beer league bad. I'm just shocked Puig didn't blow a quad.