Dr. Dinger

Yeah he's probably just being grooved a bunch of high-80s heaters from kids with no command and useless offspeed junk.

Aaron Hicks really needs to f*** off.

Maybe if he could get his walk rate up to Rougned Odor levels, they might think about promoting him.

I just want an interesting prospect in the Top 50 range. I don't think that's crazy.

You should actually trade for Felix.

http://i.imgur.com/c4jt321.png

NJH I really want to thank you again for giving me a 40 HR CF for a pick you won't even use. You're a pal.

I doubt he thought he was unowned, he probably just thought he was allowed to pick him up since -- in his mind -- silvergun had missed the cutdown date and therefore Santana would have been available to anyone since he was past the PA threshold. Can't knock the hustle, he just jumped the gun. I kinda wish he hadn't though, it always bugged me how silvergun refused to promote him and I was hoping he'd get burned for it.

Thanks, guess I gotta remove those teams, I'll do that now.

Davidi writes for BA now?

Guys I just spammed out a bunch of invites to the annual football league, sorry to anyone who gets invited twice. I'll make a thread later to plea for owners if I have to, this is just the first come, first serve phase of enrollment.

Bo Bichette, good pick. Possible 70 OFP! According to me.

Start 'er up, Boxy.

I think I actually gave up an asset for him last year. Gross.

Chris Tillman is hot garbage. Can't wait to cut him in BORED.

... it's TCA.

Jim is a smart guy, good addition. Boxy, not everything is about you.

Is he trying to poach Alonso? Shameless.

I believe Northof49 would like to acquire him.

We definitely would take you if we need another owner, stick around and keep tabs. You'll get in probably sooner rather than later.

I would just love to hear Buck Martinez try to pronounce that.

Dammit, I guess there goes my Blue Jay trading racket.

Felix is available

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In fact, I'm going to go ahead and renounce picks 98 and 118 and delete them into the abyss.