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You and your f***ing make believe tables. If you put it in a table, does it instantly carry more weight? Also, think Escobar was as expected, he was very valuable for the cost.

Where is the ceiling, though? Sanchez showed flashes of greatness vs. TB, to the point where even I overreacted, but lots of pitchers can have a game like that. Hell, John Lackey just struck out 11 Cardinals last night. Sure, Sanchez throws hard but I have yet to see anything of his that is especially filthy, consistently, and he doesn't have great command or miss bats. Kyle Hendricks and Jerad Eickoff both throw like 5-6 mph slower than Sanchez and both are better at getting strikeouts.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh???? We probably only have one poor defensive player on the diamond in Bautista, and Saunders might be average. Pillar, Goins, Donaldson, Martin, Tulowitzky are all near gold glove caliber. Bullpen might be better but it's so Orioles to overrate it as usual.

Let's play some Rocket League tonight good buddy

Sent it

f*** off

I'll whip one up you whiney bitch

whoooosh KingKat: The Joey Gallo of joke recognition.

Oh I read that wrong, oooops

Lord Joisey stamped him out

I don't know but I recently discovered that I find airhorns very amusing so there's probably something very wrong with me.

- Ok, 1: Butthurt is the wrong word choice. We were probably butthurt in 2012 and 2014 when the Orioles bullshitted their way to the playoffs but not now. The word you're looking for is "incredulous". 2: Not a very big one on that criteria alone, as I just pop on from time to time when I'm bored, and thus don't spend much time there at all. I have no interest in reading one sided homer analysis about fluky success from Joey Rickard or Chris "don't say I live in a trailer park" Tillman. I'm just looking for the juicy stuff. Have you never watched a video that made fun of dipshits like Laci Green, who will never see it? People make fun of other people all the time. Dare I say that you seem to be the butthurt one. -14 year old drop outs don't have the attention span to complete remedial math. You really think they are capable of enjoying baseball, you f***ing dimwit? -Warning from Weams incoming http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/r2d/images/1/10/Snoop-dogg-get-REKT-gifs-37677702-250-476.gif -How many of you people hate Toronto? A bunch I gather. Possible a lot of the animosity comes from it being a place where you can live and go outside without a vest on but I imagine a lot of it has to do with the fact that this team dares to have passion and your tightly clenched *******s can't handle it. Also, Buck Showalter really, really sucks and the fanfare he gets definitely adds to my dislike of the Orioles. -Yeah because it takes such a long time to do things like look at a website on the internet and copy paste dumb s***. Or maybe you don't realize how much dumb s*** is on your website? Maybe you still use dial up? Not sure how it takes a lot of time. Further more, a half hour session of rocket league is splurging. Right now, I'm amused and taking a study break. Also, I would be upset if your site went down, so you're welcome. Idk who thinks I'm necessarily a douche for this thread, but some find it childish and it kinda is. Luckily for myself, I don't really give a s*** as long as it's funny. Enough people also feel that way. Thanks for the content! I assure you I will be scanning from time to time using my non-dial up connection during the series in Camden!

Well guys This thread is going to be hot fire next few days Prepare your anoos.

Kyle Hendricks Alex Wood Jerad Eickoff Bartolo Colon Possibly more but that's just off memory.

You're not but there are a lot of Sanchez fanboiz here.

Yeah I can agree. That statement isn't great.

You know why LTBF thinks that? Because his name is Vlad Guerrero. Literally no other reason. Guy is about as vacant as they get, would you dickgoblins mind not quoting him plz? Thx

Why is it absurd?

I feel like people here would be a lot less offended about Dan Farnsworth leaving him off the list if his name was Diego Sanchez.

The offense hasn't even been bad. Kindly stfu.

Yeah what a surprise. Completely didn't know you had a good team. PS Skaggs? Come on baaabeh

Or just 2 weeks, if we aren't being stubborn about it. Not sure how you could turn down the swag alone.

Wow, stop eye f***ing him lady. He's not a piece of meat.

Cornelius Randolph's middle name is Cleopatrick holy f***

Bryce Harper homered again today. Not sure if I mentioned this but you probably shoulda drafted him