You have to kick it off by saying some ******** about how some scout called him something exceptionally exciting. Then, make an unrealistic comparison to a current MLB star and just throw up your hands, saying, "that's just what I read from BP, don't take my word for it."
Then just periodically bang the drum every time he has a good game and try to cherry pick stats to make him look as good as possible.
Actually, I'm confused. Don't you need a 1B?