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Who knows but he played over Goldy in the WBC because Jim Leyland is an ancient windbag and also the Royals are s***** but lucky, so people need to find a reason for them being good and they've settled on Hosmer for some reason. Maybe he's an "old school" type? Madison Bumgarner, Yadier Molina and Dustin Pedroia get that same kind of undeserved love.

I'm not trying to be pedantic, but rather to drive home a "lol@the Orioles" as I don't think they have even one exciting prospect. Lol!

The parity in baseball is far better than any other sport in the Western world, arguably, and that's what a salary cap aims to fix. There's zero need for a cap.

Right, I forgot the whole mumbo jumbo about making the draft more "fair" was just a load of s*** from the get go.

I hate that Min left now that I can freely mock him. + Goddamn, I wish my offense was half as good as my pitching. No Correa wisecracks plz

By the way, has this convoluted draft cap system actually accomplished anything yet? Seems like a change that hasn't benefitted anyone and probably just drove more kids towards other sports.

How dare anyone question TL's dedication to updates.

Karma for their annoying and fluky WS wins.

I did. For some reason, stupid DraftKings decided I didn't draft a team even though I went though all the location confirming stuff and it saying my lineup was set. I wonder if it's a problem with the mobile version of the site because both times this has happened is when I set stuff on my phone.

How is no one taking McCarthy? He was such an obvious bargain.

DraftKings can lick my taint

You don't feel pain?

Looks like he probably just smacked it, not a muscle injury. Thank god.

Omfg he's injured again?

1. Not sure that even happened 2. Had Vlad carried any value during AA's reign, pretty good chance he gets traded as well 3. He did trade a lot of decent prospects for bloated contracts or rentals.

He shouldn't have been awarded that base, especially in that context.

This one. Apparently a few super cereal, humorless ninnies took offense and reported it, which resonated with KK. And, ironically, while this was offensive enough to warrant a ban for "trolling", it wasn't offensive enough to warrant being deleted.

I'm a condescending *******? Wow, I hope you don't expect just anyone to be able to deconstruct the rich, delicious layers of irony in that one. I know having a sense of humor is foreign to you (I have to assume since you've only ever made me cringe) but I wasn't under any impression that we have to sanitize all of our jokes. It wasn't even that bad, but sure, cater to the perpetually offended, you f***ing moron. Next time, I'll be sure to run any jokes by you first instead of counting on people to not be such f***ing pussies. By the way, good job de-escalating the situation. KingKat for f***ing dipshit mod of the year. Guy is an absolute gem.

You're right, that is wrong of me. Maybe if I were playing with 19 other KingKats. I took Marcus Wilson. Sammy has been notified.

Yeah, was trying real hard to please the both of you. Sorry I didn't deliver.

Oh, thanks Pendleton! Good thing I was released from my truly stupid and ridiculous ban early, because apparently harmless jokes are not allowed anymore. You hear that, GD? please start being offended by harmless jokes about stereotypes, ok? I mean, it's not like the unknown mod in question could have just deleted my harmless joke and PM'd me to say it's unacceptable, no. Clearly, me, a long time poster, deserves to be treated the same way as MJ or the dogg and treated to a confusing 24 hour ban while being told to "f*** off with the trolling" and I deserved a ban for "trolling the GDT with my ironic ******** nonsense" which is apparently the result of one harmless joke. By the way, unknown mod, maybe try learning what trolling actually is. I know you're completely out of touch with reality, but trolling involves baiting people for amusement. Harmless jokes =/= trolling. And also, go f*** yourself. It's a good thing this forum isn't full of mundane puritans like yourself. I'm going to be taking my entire window in protest. Toodles!

Maybe his giant Jew nose is impairing his vision. Maybe it swells in warmer weather?

I'd rather kidnap him, stuff him in a box and mail him to Madagascar.

Pearce's AB was really a microcosm of this entire s***** game in so many different ways.

I can't even pretend to be enraged by that nonsense.