In his defense, it seems like every retard in the city strictly buys first row tickets in foul territory. A lot of other team's fans will let those balls go, but our fans have bird brains. Like magpies. "OOOOHHHH A SHINY 5 DOLLAR BASEBALL!!!!"
So nothing idiotic about this instance. He's right, we have idiot fans and it's frustrating that they still can't process that fair ball = hands off. Maybe just go to the Jays shop, buy a ball and beat it around a bit and then brag to all your friends about how you caught a foul. No one will know the difference, nor will they give a s***.