I think there's a decent chance he's eventually close to a league average hitter who steals 30 bases and plays everywhere, but this year he's a complete black hole.
I should have known that drawing attention to JPA on the same day that Tanner Houck couldn't pitch in a high-leverage spot would have resulted in forum-wide meltdowns and multiple bans.
I don't think you realize the options available to bluejaysmessageboard.com moderators. Very few people can resist being attracted to that kind of power.