Captain Adama

It's 2 days that Baseball was in that warehouse after practically a decade of absence, you bring regular ball back there and people most likely DGAF

Dodgers and Padres going to start soon. GO PADRES! Or....just beat Grienke down!

MadBum is dealing.

Wait till they find out that his Loviste is actually a homophobic gesture

At least Goins doesn't have to worry about being the shittiest hitter on the roster....I think?

Ban

2 walks in 1 inning? BETTER SELL HIM NOW WHILE HIS VALUE IS STILL HIGH

There is something fundamentally and depressingly wrong with that statement.

I'm pretty sure Northof49 has Gray on his fantasy team.

I call it, Bumgarner will throw a no-no tonight!

^ Whoops the cat dragged its turd in.

Oh baby do it again.

I don't recall Juiced even posting in this thread...

I'm guilty of this myself, but a lot of people tend to place a lot of blame on players' poor play on mostly everyone else but the players. (Coaches, Managers, Trainers, Conditioners, Bat Boys, Snack Vendors, etc...)

Beeston must have butt tapped him a little too hard right?

Dat swing.

Is there a stream right now?

Favourite time of the year. Go Rays!

The roller coaster ride begins now! Season will probably be like a kiddie coaster though, it doesn't go very high. Go Mets!

Arencibia catching Darvish. Darvish--------->Arencibia.... Excuse me while I go up to the roof and laugh my ass off.

Go Mets Go!

Given his refinement, DeJong should have good chance that he pulls a Hutchison and blasts through 3 levels.

I'll be very angry and I'll write you a letter telling you how angry I am.

What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with saying that s*** to me over the Internet? Think again, f***er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the*USA*and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s*** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f***ing dead, kiddo.

Just what we need. Our dear leaders need to force people what they can put on their avatars. Don't tread on us you damn commies!