That's what's so crazy about it
Kevin Youkilis' 39 year old replacement level ass can get 14M cause he's a "brand name" player
Mike Trout makes 500k
Felix Hernandez is with 10 times a Youkilis
Trout has to wait to get paid
I get some of that. Some of it I don't.
I'm gonna go ahead and guess it means "David Ortiz is a dirty bastard, and he touched me in places that made me uncomfortable when I was a young boy bench warmer in Santo Domingo little league"