are the jays really going with a 10 man bullpen tonight? AA has tied Gibbons hands behind his back and shoved them up his ass. lets see Gibbons try to Houdini his way out of this one.
kids: mrs smith can johny come out and play baseball.
Mrs Jones: you know johny has no arms or legs, how is he supposed to play baseball?
kids: he cant, but we need something for second base.