From BlueBirdBanter:
Mickey Storey throws a fastball 37% of the time, wears #37, and made his Blue Jays debut during the 37th game of the franchise's 37th season.
... Oi. I was asking why we would sign someone who, according to Ang, is a complete joke, i.e. not much of a degree of promise, instead of someone else, but sure, your condescending and moronic answer works too.