See, yeah, I kinda doubt this based on a variety of things.
1. This is like the 4th time I've seen you freak out at Spanky about some kind of deal.
2. You insult people more or less every chance you get - as a sub .500 team. As a sub .500 team in the BBDL, if I ever did that I'd probably be taken for a canoe ride by Dave Semenko courtesy of the other 18 teams (and wilko).
3. You negotiate by wishing ill will.