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The key is to not do the boring homework. It is going to work out fantastically for me. Liberal arts is a completely valid future for me.

I don't care if anyone knows it's me, I've made several trades already and they all went very smoothly. I just don't see how it was in any way necessary to post at all when you could've simply replied "Make me an offer" or something. I just sent you two specific ideas, and I'm hoping you don't hate the players I offered you.

Boxy f*** off. I tried to gauge who you would and wouldn't be interested in and instead of replying "What about ___ or ___? I'm interested in them" you get triggered enough to post publicly about it.

He had more barrels than Anthony Rizzo last season!

Moncada >> Robles Kopech > Giolito?

Nevermind they start now. If Biagini replaces Stroman we save merchandising money. Can just change all of Stroman's gear to #HeightDoesMeasureHeart

When do eligible submission for best troll of 2017 start?

No more Goins at 2B when Travis is hurt

The best part of this is the posted at 1:57 AM part.

Yes and we are all so so shocked

Sorry, what exactly is absurd about asking a fairly complex question about park dimensions relative to a specific player's batted ball profile?

Stro followed him on Instagram too Confirmed

Just saying: http://mlb.mlb.com/assets/images/7/4/4/159959744/cuts/doolittle_9imn4k65_uagrpynq.jpg Make it happen.

It'd be nice if we could just stick Donaldson there and never, ever mention it again. I half want to sign Fowler just to guarantee an above average hitter in the leadoff spot.

looooool Poeltl

Nice pass Bruno

Anyone else kinda want Sean Doolittle?

+9000

Do you have a vested interest in this or something

Not that I'm doubting you here but where did he say that?

Was it you who nailed Trouba's math teacher?

[TABLE] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Asdrubal Cabrera[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Jose Abreu[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Howie Kendrick[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Tyler Naquin[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Kole Calhoun[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Adam Eaton[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Mark Trumbo[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Luis Valbuena[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Hyun Soo Kim[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Adam Frazier[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Rajai Davis[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Wilson Ramos[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [TABLE] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Steven Wright[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Jake Odorizzi[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Dallas Keuchel[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Gio Gonzalez[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Carlos Rodon[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Joe Biagini[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Cam Bedrosian[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Ian Kennedy[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Wei-Yin Chen[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Pedro Baez[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Mychal Givens[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Brad Ziegler[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Brian Flynn[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Chad Kuhl[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD=colspan: 2]Felipe Rivero[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Would not trust with an MLB team tbh

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He's just f***ing with me. I think it's a reference to me parodying NJH's offseason suggestions but honestly not sure. I really don't post much original content though, lol.