Alber Pujols

[hongsw84]

why dont we give him 1 year contract to him?

 

its good marketing for 700 homeruns and he can

 

be powerful pinch hitter

[CrackerJack]

why dont we give him 1 year contract to him?

 

its good marketing for 700 homeruns and he can

 

be powerful pinch hitter

 

Hi Albert.

[Abomination]

why dont we give him 1 year contract to him?

 

its good marketing for 700 homeruns and he can

 

be powerful pinch hitter

 

We don't have the payroll to leave WAR on the table, or take up a valuable roster spot with someone making a negative contribution to it. Albert has now gone 5 straight years where he's produced at below replacement level.

[Spanky99]

lol

[RobinThicc]

Hi Albert.

Lol

[Deadpool]

why dont we give him 1 year contract to him?

 

its good marketing for 700 homeruns and he can

 

be powerful pinch hitter

 

This is perfect. No notes.

[BTS]

Get it done Shatkins

[Krylian]

Alber

[Jonn]

why dont we give him 1 year contract to him?

 

its good marketing for 700 homeruns and he can

 

be powerful pinch hitter

 

Alburrrrrr its a chilly day today

[connorp]

why dont we give him 1 year contract to him?

 

its good marketing for 700 homeruns and he can

 

be powerful pinch hitter

 

I googled to see what made something a haiku, as I forgot. I’m disappointed this didn’t qualify

[G-Snarls]

We don't have the payroll to leave WAR on the table, or take up a valuable roster spot with someone making a negative contribution to it. Albert has now gone 5 straight years where he's produced at below replacement level.

 

And that didn't work out so well for the Angels...

[jays4life19]

Looks like Todd had a baby.