GDT: Toronto Blue Jays @ Chicago White Sox- Game 1/3

[Hal Johnson]

Eat a giant truck full of dicks!

 

Yum!

[thatoneguy]

Nothing, he winced.

Hurt his shoulder on a wild swing

 

Lol.

[Spanky99]

And in the naked light I saw

Ten thousand people, maybe more

People talking without speaking

People hearing without listening

People writing songs that voices never share

No one dare

Disturb the sound of silence

 

“Fools” said I, “You do not know

Silence like a cancer grows

Hear my words that I might teach you

Take my arms that I might reach you”

But my words like silent raindrops fell

And echoed in the wells of silence

 

Like I said...

[Jonn]

Like I said...

 

And the people bowed and prayed

To the neon god they made

And the sign flashed out its warning

In the words that it was forming

And the sign said “The words of the prophets

Are written on subway walls

And tenement halls

And whispered in the sounds of silence

[thatoneguy]

Tulo bomb here please.

[Spanky99]

Here we go...

 

LETS GO BLUE JAYS!

[Jonn]

Yum!

 

That's what Joanne McLeod would say!

[Spanky99]

And the people bowed and prayed

To the neon god they made

And the sign flashed out its warning

In the words that it was forming

And the sign said “The words of the prophets

Are written on subway walls

And tenement halls

And whispered in the sounds of silence

 

Come out to a pub tonight, Jonn.

[fatcowxlive]

Come on Tulo

[Jonn]

Pirates have so many failed starters as situational relievers across the majors.

[Jonn]

Come out to a pub tonight, Jonn.

 

You just want an opurtunity to kill me. You and Deadpool have had something planned for awhile.

[Spanky99]

You just want an opurtunity to kill me. You and Deadpool have had something planned for awhile.

 

lol, you're a paranoid android.

[thatoneguy]

Awful, awful swing.

[Jonn]

Tulo smiling. Like he gives a s***

[fatcowxlive]

f*** come on

[Jonn]

Pillar got us

[thatoneguy]

That was a really nasty pitch though, to Duke's credit.

 

Going to be really difficult to come back against a stacked pen like this.

[Jonn]

lol, you're a paranoid android.

 

I'm not entirely sure what that means.

[Hal Johnson]

This game is f***ing horrible.

[Spanky99]

That was a really nasty pitch though, to Duke's credit.

 

Going to be really difficult to come back against a stacked pen like this.

 

I feel a Robertson melt down.

[Jonn]

That was a really nasty pitch though, to Duke's credit.

 

Going to be really difficult to come back against a stacked pen like this.

 

That's why its important to have shutdown innings.

[fatcowxlive]

Travis, Goins, Carerra vs. Robertson? If Travis gets on we have a chance. Bring in Smoak and we'll have a shot

[thatoneguy]

That's why its important to have shutdown innings.

 

s*** luck doesn't help that. That should've been a relatively routine grounder to Donaldson.

[Spanky99]

I'm not entirely sure what that means.

 

Ugghhh...

[Jonn]

Travis, Goins, Carerra vs. Robertson? If Travis gets on we have a chance. Bring in Smoak and we'll have a shot

 

Smoak can't hit a breaking ball. Robertson has a great curveball

[Spanky99]

That isn't Chicago deep dish?

[Jonn]

Ugghhh...

 

Whose your favorite server or bartender at the Monk?

[Jonn]

That isn't Chicago deep dish?

 

I don't really like deep dish pizza. I find it extremely greasy.

[Spanky99]

Whose your favorite server or bartender at the Monk?

 

Whomever gives me a beer quickly.

[Jonn]

Whomever gives me a beer quickly.

 

What kind of beer do you like?