GDT: Jays (18-18) @ Rangers (20-15) - 8:05pm EST ... Game 1/3

[West Texas Forever]

no wonder Texans are fat

 

sorry West Texas Forever

 

Haha no worries, I am a string bean, 145 soaking wet.

[Deadpool]

have we had a base runner yet? lol

 

Yes, mostly Smoak related....

[Governator]

Thole is on base... Thole is on base.

[JFD]

man on base sighting!

[West Texas Forever]

Dickey implosion looming?

[JFD]

aaaand nope

[Deadpool]

Ugg... Pillar as the lead-off hitter.

[Deadpool]

Dickey implosion looming?

 

It *IS* the 5th... It's usually the 1st or 5th...

[Governator]

Coach should always visit the mound after Thole gets on base. Just to say WTF brah....

[HERPDERP]

since being put in the leadoff position as a platoon player, Kevin Pillar has only 3 hits.

 

Gibby, put him back down pls.

[Deadpool]

since being put in the leadoff position as a platoon player, Kevin Pillar has only 3 hits.

 

Gibby, put him back down pls.

 

More to the point, HE REFUSES TO f***ING TAKE A WALK.

[Anti and uncle pit bull]

Dickey deserves better, once again. He will give up one run and people will tell Wilner to send him to pen.

[Effit]

I had the circus music on standby. What a treat not having to bust it out.

[Deadpool]

Dickey deserves better, once again. He will give up one run and people will tell Wilner to send him to pen.

 

R.A. Dickey runs allowed this year:

 

3,7,4,3,6,1,4

[Deadpool]

Ugg.. They really just cited HRs and RBIs? "What does that tell you?" SWEET f*** ALL, GODDAMMIT!

[West Texas Forever]

Jose go deep here please.

[HERPDERP]

what are they chanting?

[Effit]

Jose go deep here please.

 

That's what she said.

 

God I'm bored. Lol

[gbill2004]

Geeze does Bautista ever suck.

[West Texas Forever]

That's what she said.

 

God I'm bored. Lol

 

Heyoooooo

[Deadpool]

what are they chanting?

 

Probably trying to chant U-S-A, but they're products of the American education system, so they can't spell it

[Swervin81]

Venezuelan pitcher against a batter from the DR?

 

Texas fans: "USA! USA! USA!"

 

f***ing morons.

[Hal Johnson]

Probably trying to chant U-S-A, but they're products of the American education system, so they can't spell it

 

Even worse, products of the Texas education system.

[West Texas Forever]

Nice base hit Jose, EE drive him in.

[500LevelSTH]

Power just came back just catching up but i see dickey is rollinh last 18+ innings 3 ER against

[West Texas Forever]

Haha Elvis welcome back to game 5 bitch.

[JFD]

we got a base runner!

[JFD]

we have two base runners! can I get another?

[Deadpool]

Heh.

[gbill2004]

Elvis caught daydreaming about Hazel Mae there.