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[BTS]

We're flying now.

[King]

BoxBike up

[GD]

****.

 

BP Boyz

[King]

Does Dinger have Boxys pick? Or somebody?

[Dr. Dinger]

Does Dinger have Boxys pick? Or somebody?

 

Nope, I ran out of names.

[Boxcar]

Great pick on Appel. He was my next choice.

[Boxcar]

Sorry f***ing sketch class is intense. I'm on da bus but since I'm such a great guy I'm just gonna do some mobile stat scouting. Gimme 5 minutes

[Abomination]

Sorry f***ing sketch class is intense. I'm on da bus but since I'm such a great guy I'm just gonna do some mobile stat scouting. Gimme 5 minutes

 

Please take a particular injured pitcher so I'm not tempted to later.

[The Cats Ass]

Sorry f***ing sketch class is intense. I'm on da bus but since I'm such a great guy I'm just gonna do some mobile stat scouting. Gimme 5 minutes

 

You going to school to become an artist Boxy?

[The Cats Ass]

Please take a particular injured pitcher so I'm not tempted to later.

 

I've had an injured pitcher at the top of my list for a while.

[Spanky99]

Really nice pick, taking a Chance. I wanted him where I took Verdugo but I already own him in two leagues and despairing Boxy is fun. You could say that Sisco Kid was a friend of mine.

 

lol...get out of here.

[Boxcar]

Please take a particular injured pitcher so I'm not tempted to later.

 

Mr Milky Zee is all yours bruh

[Boxcar]

You going to school to become an artist Boxy?

 

Art history. Great job prospects afterwards, I've heard

[The Cats Ass]

Art history. Great job prospects afterwards, I've heard

 

I feel this is ********.

 

 

But then I also have no idea what an art history person does.

[Abomination]

Mr Milky Zee is all yours bruh

 

Yes, that's the one. Please take him

[Boxcar]

Yes, that's the one. Please take him

 

I'd rather take a guy like Jake Bauers, but not necessarilyJake Bauers himself

 

Still deciding, one sec

[King]

Still wouldn't take Hanson here

[Spanky99]

Reynaldo Lopez

 

f***, forgot all about him I'm dumn.

[Dr. Dinger]

I'm going out soon, if I don't pick before 730 I swear to god I will stall this draft for the night.

[Boxcar]

OK, I'll take Jake Bauers

 

Don't do it Abom

[AdamGreenwood]

OK, I'll take Jake Bauers

 

Don't do it Abom

 

Nice pick. I really like Bauers but thought he would go under the radar.

[King]

75] JGAce-

76] Dinger-

77] OrgKing-

78] L54-

79] Chappy-

80] Havok-

81] Havok-

82] Greenwood-

83] L54-

84] OrgKing-

85] Dinger-

86] Frenchsoup-

87] Boxy-

88] Spittin-

89] TRS-

90] Spittin-

[The Cats Ass]

Still wouldn't take Hanson here

 

I googled Alen Hanson's favourite soup... Turns out it's french onion soup. So I've came to the conclusion that Frenchsoup is actually Hanson himself, and he wanted to make sure 100% that he owned himself in this league that he's decided to join. It's the only reasonable explanation that I could come up with. I feel we should all be excited to have a real life pro baseball player in our league!

[Boxcar]

Nice pick. I really like Bauers but thought he would go under the radar.

 

Mistake I made with Verdugo. Impossible to project where guys will go.

 

I own him in BBDL though, lol. Why would he be under my radar?

[Spanky99]

Nice pick. I really like Bauers but thought he would go under the radar.

 

I knew the Boxcar Willy was going to take him.

[BTS]

Wow, Bauers isn't even in BP's top-10 for TB:

 

Unfortunately, he’s never going to put up the power numbers you’re looking for in an everyday first baseman, and while the bat would play in an outfield corner, he has struggled out there in multiple viewings. There’s no law that says a first baseman has to hit for power, but it puts a lot of extra pressure on Bauers’ hit tool.

[jays_fever]

Bauers was ranked pretty high by BA in the TB farm

[Boxcar]

Oh, I didn't realize all players who hit fewer than 30 homers have to be shortstops or they are useless

[Boxcar]

Guys, don't draft Eric Hosmer. He doesn't hit homers so he's a bad hitter.

 

I swear to f***ing god I would add a rule that you get a 24 hour ban for mentioning baseball prospectus in a fantasy thread. 48 hours if it's a cheap troll attempt that you know your intended victim will fall for due to uncontrollable rage.

[Dr. Dinger]

Guys, don't draft Eric Hosmer. He doesn't hit homers so he's a bad hitter.

 

I swear to f***ing god I would add a rule that you get a 24 hour ban for mentioning baseball prospectus in a fantasy thread. 48 hours if it's a cheap troll attempt that you know your intended victim will fall for due to uncontrollable rage.

 

It's not our fault you have a hilariously goadable anger problem.