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[Deadpool]

Dude. Try #NoFap for a week and your mojo will sky rocket. You'll start talking to girls easily and getting laid.

 

No thanks. Try being a musician, you talk with girls easily and get laid a bunch. (Actually, you don't really need to talk with them, they talk with you...) I really don't feel that how much I masturbate (so much) influences my communication abilities.

[Captain Adama]

Dude. Try #NoFap for a week and your mojo will sky rocket. You'll start talking to girls easily and getting laid.

 

The only reason I'd stop masturbating for a week is so when finally I do it, it feels so much better.

 

~Louis C.K.

[LTR]

1-week. It will change your life. That's not asking a lot. If it doesn't work, it doesn't work, nothing really to lose. There's gotta be at least a couple ppl here who can vouch for this.

[Deadpool]

1-week. It will change your life. That's not asking a lot. If it doesn't work, it doesn't work, nothing really to lose. There's gotta be at least a couple ppl here who can vouch for this.

 

Why do you have such a vested interest in my not masturbating? I assure you that it wouldn't come even remotely close to "changing my life", regardless. That's a pretty goddamn silly and bold claim.

[Effit]

Honestly, every "great in bed" girl I've ever been with has been f***ing crazypants... I'd love to find one that fit that bill and was not likely to try to stab me at some point...

 

LOL That sounds familiar. I've had to sleep with one eye open on more than one occasion.

[LTR]

Why do you have such a vested interest in my not masturbating? I assure you that it wouldn't come even remotely close to "changing my life", regardless. That's a pretty goddamn silly and bold claim.

 

I think it's safe to say you're addicted right? I mean if you can't stop for a week, that's a given.

 

I'm not going to go into it but watch this if you're at all curious:

 

[TilsonBritoFan]

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[AdamLindsMom]

Sorry to stray on topic but who's next in line if one of the 5 starters gets hurt?

[dineke]

Dude. Try #NoFap for a week and your mojo will sky rocket. You'll start talking to girls easily and getting laid.

 

#broscience

[dineke]

Sorry to stray on topic but who's next in line if one of the 5 starters gets hurt?

 

Our ace...

 

Marcus Stroman

[dineke]

What? Is this some sort of Scientology thing or something? The day I stop masturbating is the day I die (or am physically incapable of getting an erection, which is basically death anyway...)

 

It's a broscience thing. He's probably 90 pounds and posts on bodybuilding.com forums.

[Deadpool]

I think it's safe to say you're addicted right? I mean if you can't stop for a week, that's a given.

 

I'm not going to go into it but watch this if you're at all curious:

 

 

This is not a CAN'T thing, this is a "why the f*** would I want to?" thing. You are providing no compelling evidence, just some "trust me, brah, it'll be awesome"

[The Cats Ass]

Dude. Try #NoFap for a week and your mojo will sky rocket. You'll start talking to girls easily and getting laid.

 

Okay, I'll try your little game. But only because I like experiments. I'll report back in a week with my findings.

[glory]

It's a broscience thing. He's probably 90 pounds and posts on bodybuilding.com forums.

 

"Jacking off makes you lose muscle, bro". - LTR