MLS/Soccer Thread

[Orgfiller]

Blowouts suck, but celebrating when you score is fine no matter the score. I suppose I should watch the video first cause if they are running up into the crowd and doing choreographed dances with the crowd...that's a bit much.

 

These are some of the celebrations when it was a 10+ goal lead.

 

https://streamable.com/y6qdw

https://streamable.com/mqqv6

 

The coaches jumping out of their seats and the players doing a dancing wave is pretty bush league IMO, they're playing against amateurs here.

[Orgfiller]

Here's the 9-0 celebration: https://streamable.com/0w8ql

 

On the other hand, here's the German men's team and their celebrations on 7-0 and 8-0 against a comparably much stronger (but garbage nonetheless) opponent in Estonia.

 

https://streamja.com/GkyQ

https://streamja.com/Kzp3

[P2F]

So, this comes to mind:

 

[Boxcar]

These are some of the celebrations when it was a 10+ goal lead.

 

https://streamable.com/y6qdw

https://streamable.com/mqqv6

 

The coaches jumping out of their seats and the players doing a dancing wave is pretty bush league IMO, they're playing against amateurs here.

 

Alex Morgan is so hot

[TheHurl]

These are some of the celebrations when it was a 10+ goal lead.

 

https://streamable.com/y6qdw

https://streamable.com/mqqv6

 

The coaches jumping out of their seats and the players doing a dancing wave is pretty bush league IMO, they're playing against amateurs here.

 

Lloyd's mom is a bit of a **** for her exuberance...and wearing of flags.

[TheHurl]

The rapid fire queef'ing after the 9th goal is likely what drew the anger.

[jays4life19]

Canada plays Martinique tonight at 7.30pm in the group stage of the gold cup.

 

Never heard of the country before but it appears they went undefeated in the qualifying stage but i can't imagine them being very good.

[jays4life19]

I found a really really great indepth preview of the game if anyone wants to check it out.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vpdaMemcGg

[Boxcar]

Canada plays Martinique tonight at 7.30pm in the group stage of the gold cup.

 

Never heard of the country before but it appears they went undefeated in the qualifying stage but i can't imagine them being very good.

 

One of my spiders is native to there. Their flag is pretty cool, it's a Blue flag with a white cross and 4 snakes

 

 

In case you were wondering, it's this species:

 

[jays4life19]

Just finished watching the game on PVR. Boys, i think Canada is f***ing legit.

 

4-0 win. We going to crush Mexico.

[Spanky__99]

Just finished watching the game on PVR. Boys, i think Canada is f***ing legit.

 

4-0 win. We going to crush Mexico.

 

lol

[jays4life19]

lol

 

I actually was not trying to be funny there. Canada is hella good.

[jays4life19]

FYI, Canada is 10.00 underdogs to Mexico right now on SI.

 

I placed a 25$ bet that pays 250 and i would suggest everyone bets the s*** out of that.

[Spanky__99]

I actually was not trying to be funny there. Canada is hella good.

 

Im yelling.... I treeeee

Edited June 16, 2019 by Spanky99

[tafkasg]

FYI, Canada is 10.00 underdogs to Mexico right now on SI.

 

I placed a 25$ bet that pays 250 and i would suggest everyone bets the s*** out of that.

 

 

Do I smell a bargain?

[Spanky__99]

One of my spiders is native to there. Their flag is pretty cool, it's a Blue flag with a white cross and 4 snakes

 

 

In case you were wondering, it's this species:

 

 

Die

[Spanky__99]

Die

 

...

[Ex Player]

Die

LOL.....be nice Spankster, I know its hard for you, but try anyways, mmkkaayy??!

 

Cheers!!!!!

 

 

(I'm on my 13th vodka btw)

[Boxcar]

Die

 

That one actually pooped on my gf the other day

[jays4life19]

Gentlemen i bring you why Canada is the next great soccer country.

 

[jays4life19]

Me, P2F, King and Orgfiller all stand to win some $$ when Canada wins this Wednesday. (I might be forgetting others as I was pretty hammered when placing the bets)

[Spanky__99]

Me, P2F, King and Orgfiller all stand to win some $$ when Canada wins this Wednesday. (I might be forgetting others as I was pretty hammered when placing the bets)

 

Is this the Gold Cup or whatever it's called?

[jays4life19]

Is this the Gold Cup or whatever it's called?

 

Yep! The road to qualifying for the world cup.

[connorp]

Is this the Gold Cup or whatever it's called?

 

There’s more in this world than baseball, hockey, and curling Spank-off. Get with it

[Spanky__99]

There’s more in this world than baseball, hockey, and curling Spank-off. Get with it

 

Wat? I asked a question dufus.

[connorp]

Wat? I asked a question dufus.

 

Idk. I just like busting your balls

[jays4life19]

Bob, thoughts on the Canada vs Mexico game tonight?

[jays4life19]

So Canada's coach said after the loss..

 

"“Accumulation of minutes is critical,” Herdman said. “We can’t be arriving at a quarter or semifinal with too many players on red minutes … I didn’t put my best team out there and that was an important step to make sure we have freshness for Cuba. I have a couple players there who are absolutely ready to go and get us through to the quarterfinal.”

 

You want to save your best lineup for Cuba? wut.

[jays4life19]

Okay after watching the full press conference he basically says they plan to meet Mexico again in the Semi Finals so did not want to show the "A" team.

 

I guess that makes sense since Cuba looks horrible lol

 

Would have been nice knowing that before placing all the bets that i did rofl

[TheHurl]

Okay after watching the full press conference he basically says they plan to meet Mexico again in the Semi Finals so did not want to show the "A" team.

 

I guess that makes sense since Cuba looks horrible lol

 

Would have been nice knowing that before placing all the bets that i did rofl

 

research man. Still should have set up a solid pay day if they can beat Mexico in the semis.