Bautista: "I love Toronto city and the fans. I want to play here"

[Chappy]

Yeah tell me about it. Man, a whole lot of bitter guys on here who act like someone hitting the gym is some sort of unbelievable feat that must be proven to strangers online. Like I said, I'll meet up IRL, but I'm not about to start posting pics of my body on here for you guys, that's just a little too bit homoerotic for me, sorry.

 

Yeah I don't know why anyone would care, lol. I've met a few guys from this forum IRL, none of use exchanged pics, lol, that's f***ing weird.

[Howard Roark]

I dunno, you've been drawing attention your gym-attending feats for quite a while. It's not us making a big deal of it (okay, other than mohyou).

 

I expect most of us are regular people who visit the gym regularly... we're only interested in your practices because you act like some big tough guy lol. I enjoy your schtick btw.

 

Nah, just act like that on here to screw with the lifers when news is slow.

 

I'm actually NOT one of those cocky over-compensating morons IRL, they manage to annoy me even more than the lazy slovenly haters who get mad because you're improving yourself when they can't be bothered to put down the burrito and put in a good hour a few days a week.

[Howard Roark]

Yeah I don't know why anyone would care, lol. I've met a few guys from this forum IRL, none of use exchanged pics, lol, that's f***ing weird.

 

I guess to some people saying you work out on the reg is akin to claiming to have walked on the moon. Reveals a little something about them, doesn't it?

[Chappy]

I guess to some people saying you work out on the reg is akin to claiming to have walked on the moon. Reveals a little something about them, doesn't it?

 

Some of them could just be into dudes.

[TheHurl]

That's bad enough, to be honest. But also acne, erratic mood-swings, oily skin, impotence, not to mention damage to your internal organs (kidneys mostly, if I remember correctly). I'm fortunate enough to build muscle easily anyhow, I'm solidly built even without the gym, heavy bone structure. My pops is still a tank at 66, must get it from him. I Just stick to protein shakes and foods that promote muscle growth naturally.

 

Acne yes that too. The erratic behaviour is about 3 percent of users and pretty much if you were ******* before steroids it's possible you'd just be a giant one after. The kidney issues are pretty much a product of high blood pressure. Keeping that in check will actually keep much of the supposed issues down. Yes I wrote a paper on steroids this year. The overall harm is pretty much equal to Vitamin B. It's funny cause I met Lyle Alzado years ago and he was certain that steroids were killing him.

[Smokey]

That's bad enough, to be honest. But also acne, erratic mood-swings, oily skin, impotence, not to mention damage to your internal organs (kidneys mostly, if I remember correctly). I'm fortunate enough to build muscle easily anyhow, I'm solidly built even without the gym, heavy bone structure. My pops is still a tank at 66, must get it from him. I Just stick to protein shakes and foods that promote muscle growth naturally.

 

Bro, you must have this place confused with ChristianMingle or some s*** with all the narcissistic BS you talk. I know you've mentioned being fat in the past and that explains a lot but we're not here to listen to you stroking yourself... So please, give it a rest!

Edited December 17, 2013 by Smokey

[Howard Roark]

Some of them could just be into dudes.

 

Well about 40% of the men downtown and at work seem to be, judging by the looks I get from them. Ugh. Almost gotten myself into trouble quite a few times before calming myself down.

 

THAT was the biggest shock about finally getting my ass into shape in my mid-twenties. Now I know what girls talk about regarding "creepy" guys. They insist on trying to make eye-contact with you constantly even when you've made it abundantly clear that you have no desire to either sodomize them, nor be sodomized by them. They're suckers for punishment, they seem to crave constant rejection for some strange reason.

 

Yeah..........so, the baseballs team is looking pretty darn average these days, gents, no?

[Howard Roark]

Acne yes that too. The erratic behaviour is about 3 percent of users and pretty much if you were ******* before steroids it's possible you'd just be a giant one after. The kidney issues are pretty much a product of high blood pressure. Keeping that in check will actually keep much of the supposed issues down. Yes I wrote a paper on steroids this year. The overall harm is pretty much equal to Vitamin B. It's funny cause I met Lyle Alzado years ago and he was certain that steroids were killing him.

 

What did you find about losing any gains you may have made whilst on the supplement? People tell me that you get huge whilst using, but quickly fall back off once you withdraw the dosage.

[Howard Roark]

So you compensate by being one on the Toronto Blue Jays messageboard?

 

Very good. That was actually a witty retort. You're improving. Much better than posting nonsensical .gifs that you don't understand.

[Howard Roark]

Bro, you must have this place confused with ChristianMingle or some s*** with all the narcissistic BS you talk. I know you've mentioned being fat in the past and that explain a lot but we're not here to listen to you stroking yourself... So please, give it a rest!

 

To be honest I only spam that s*** because it riles so many of you up. rofl

 

I'll stop now though.

[Howard Roark]

Post your pic man Howard

 

We can't do nothing to you post your name pic and phone

 

Wanna meet up and rub our penises against each others'?

[Howard Roark]

Name, picture, address, cellphone # date of birth and picture of wife/GF

 

MohYou posts one if Howard posts one?

 

Before I forget, what is the significance of your avatar format? Always with the burger (Big Mac?) in front of a face? Curious.......

[Smokey]

What did you find about losing any gains you may have made whilst on the supplement? People tell me that you get huge whilst using, but quickly fall back off once you withdraw the dosage.

 

Oil based roids like deca durabolin stay in your system much longer meaning you deflate much slower. But you're right, the fall back is annoying and is usually what make people get addicted.

[Howard Roark]

Oil based roids like deca durabolin stay in your system much longer meaning you deflate much slower. But you're right, the fall back is annoying and is usually what make people get addicted.

 

I remember back when we were 19 or so, my cuz did a cycle. The dumb f*** (skinny, like 5'11" and 150lbs) didn't even work out during the whole time, and STILL started getting huge. Of course, it all disappeared once he got off it.

[Howard Roark]

If I can find it. I bet yours is so small you need to use 20x zoom just to See if your aroused

 

lol

 

The joke has to centre around tweezers, man. You're not doing it right.

[Howard Roark]

RealGM Raptors board is way more interesting than this place right now, at least one Toronto team realizes it's time for the rebuild, and they're looking to be a playoff team by default right now. WTF is this loser team's excuse?

 

Honestly, if they don't want to fire AA right now, just kidnap Beeston and bury his ass alive face-down in the woods somewhere, and tell Alex that his job is safe and that ownership wants a rebuild. That would be the best way forward. The guy is afraid to go in the right direction because that would mean admitting failure. Goddamn illogical org.

[Howard Roark]

Lol he will definately need that

 

I'm 7 1/3 buddy. To be honest most of the time they can only go for like 20 mins or so before they ask me to stop. lol

 

A couple of my buddies are over 8, (one black, one half-black lol stereotypes) but to be honest anything over like 6, if you know what you're doing, is enough to make a girl cum.

[Howard Roark]

Howard Rourk likes to go to the gym and drink random peoples jizz hoping that it has hgh

 

True story

 

This is 110% true. I'm a cum-guzzling manwhore. I f***ing love cum in my mouth.

[kcjaysfan]

Wanna meet up and rub our penises against each others'?

 

http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/577-willem-dafoe.jpg

[Howard Roark]

Allright there jaysandshabsfan

 

Why, did you have a penis argument with him too?

 

And don't you be jealous of my penis. Your weenie will be touched by a woman someday, so long as you pay her first.

[jays4life19]

So the only page i read in this thread is this one.

 

wtf. s*** just got weird.

[Howard Roark]

http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/577-willem-dafoe.jpg

 

rofl

 

There's a better one, a .gif of him sitting in the back of a car, turning to look at the camera with a depraved smile........

[Candy Maldonado]

im 12 inches

 

 

 

soft

[Howard Roark]

So the only page i read in this thread is this one.

 

wtf. s*** just got weird.

 

It's a penis forum now. We discuss penises, and sperm. And steroids, that too.

[Howard Roark]

im 12 inches

 

 

 

soft

 

lol I am jealous if true.

 

I'd seriously get into porn if I was hung like that, no joke.

[kcjaysfan]

im 12 inches

 

 

 

soft

 

http://www.retrouprising.com/img/2013_09/2741.jpg

[Candy Maldonado]

lol I am jealous if true.

 

I'd seriously get into porn if I was hung like that, no joke.

 

I used to be 10 inches soft but I jelqed another 2 inches out of that sucker

[Howard Roark]

I used to be 10 inches soft but I jelqed another 2 inches out of that sucker

 

That s*** actually works?!??!?!!?!?

 

-begins immediately-

[Candy Maldonado]

That s*** actually works?!??!?!!?!?

 

-begins immediately-

 

yes even mohYou could probably add another inch to his micro 2 incher. That is if he can find the time since he's so busy with his high finance position.

[GD]

What the living f*** is going on itt.